Did you ever wonder?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Cipher, Dec 1, 2003.

  1. Cipher

    Cipher New Member

    Sep 7, 2002
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    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
    squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
    eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in a carpool lane which requires
    more than one person in the vehicle?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
    going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme junk, why
    didn't he just buy dinner and forget about trying to catch and eat Roadrunner?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

    Stop singing and read on.....

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
    call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a$$?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?