Did you hear the one about the German-speaking English pursuiter?

[CAMPYBOB]

Stop me if you've heard this one before...

So...a German-speaking English Olympic track pursuiter goes into a bar and says, " I intentionally crashed on the start to get us a re-start!".

The bartender looks up from his tap and says, "Who the hell cares?".

That's it. Really. All I got!

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetorch/2012/08/03/158096905/track-cyclists-admitting-to-intentional-crash-wont-bring-investigation?ft=1&f=1003

 

[Dave Cutter]

At least the sprinters in the Olympic three-legged sack race.... still take their event serious.

 

[kana_marie]

That's great! I thought it was, anyway.