Divorce Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bigpedaler, Dec 26, 2008.

  1. bigpedaler

    bigpedaler New Member

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    Ex-wife is out driving, stops at an intersection; her ex-husband unknowingly pulls up next to her. Bitterly, she calls over, "Out looking for a little, eh?"

    He says, "No, you taught me what that was -- now I'm out looking for a LOT!"



    To quote Tom Arnold, when asked about ex-wife Roseanne's comment about the size of his manhood:

    "Even a 747 looks tiny flying into the Grand Canyon!"
     
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