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Jeff Jones wrote:
> It's official: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/sep03/sep04news2

Armstrong: "The craziest thing is, we're closer now and better friends than ever before." I believe
OJ said something similar about Nicole when they divorced.

> Now y'all can start arguing about how it will affect the 2004 Tour.

I'd rather speculate about how will this affect the dark-haired podium girl.
 
Lance should have waited until after his last race of the year (San Francisco) to announce this. Obviously, Kristin is still calling the shots...
 
No big deal. Most everyone in the US gets divorced. It is over 50% and rising fast. Soon no one will
get married in the US, because it doesn't seem to be working in a country were instant gratification
rules. I already know of a couple people that I know that are having kids and not getting together
at all. They just want to have children and they know they can't be tied down to one mate. This may
be the way of the future here.

Curt

"Jeff Jones" <jeff@cyclingnews-punt-com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> It's official: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/sep03/sep04news2
>
> Now y'all can start arguing about how it will affect the 2004 Tour.
>
> My opinion, which is worth far less than &euro;0.02: I think it could actually help Lance by
> taking some of the stress off him.
>
> cheers, Jeff
 
Columbines'R'Us!

I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.

1 house w/ fam --> 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for dad and girlfriend.

There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!

What's more:

Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego --> Moms go to work --> Nearly double
yer economy yet again! --> Kids have yet more free time to perfect their Columbining --> Since
economy isn't quite doubled, the dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their
Postaling! --> Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds --> There's yer booming drug economy right
thar! --> Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand life because meds just mask don't cure, and
get to perfect their kid-drowning!

What a culture! What an economy!

curt wrote:

> No big deal. Most everyone in the US gets divorced. It is over 50% and rising fast. Soon no one
> will get married in the US, because it doesn't seem to be working in a country were instant
> gratification rules. I already know of a couple people that I know that are having kids and not
> getting together at all. They just want to have children and they know they can't be tied down to
> one mate. This may be the way of the future here.

--

Jeff Potter
****
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"Jeff Potter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> Columbines'R'Us!
>
> I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.
>
> 1 house w/ fam --> 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for dad and girlfriend.
>
> There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!
>
> What's more:
>
> Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego --> Moms go to work --> Nearly double
> yer economy yet again! --> Kids have yet more free time to perfect their Columbining --> Since
> economy isn't quite doubled, the dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their
> Postaling! --> Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds --> There's yer booming drug economy right
> thar! --> Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand life because meds just mask don't cure,
> and get to perfect their kid-drowning!
>
> What a culture! What an economy!
>

Between this and Potter's post about the Cycle Event Director, I wondering if he wrote the stuff on
the label of Dr. Bronner's soap bottles.

http://www.drbronner.com/labels/pepmt.pdf
 
Jeff Potter <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Columbines'R'Us!
>
> I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.
>
> 1 house w/ fam --> 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for dad and girlfriend.
>
> There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!
>
> What's more:
>
> Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego --> Moms go to work --> Nearly double
> yer economy yet again! --> Kids have yet more free time to perfect their Columbining --> Since
> economy isn't quite doubled, the dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their
> Postaling! --> Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds --> There's yer booming drug economy right
> thar! --> Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand life because meds just mask don't cure,
> and get to perfect their kid-drowning!
>
> What a culture! What an economy!

Nice logic there Jeff:

X's parents get divorced -> X goes on a killing spree.

Think about it also for one second. How many school shootings are there each year? Now, how many
children have divorced parents? You do the math.

- Boyd S knows plenty of former latch key kids with divorced parents who are now pefectly adjusted,
normal adults.
 
"Jeff Jones" <jeff@cyclingnews-punt-com> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> It's official: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/sep03/sep04news2
>
> Now y'all can start arguing about how it will affect the 2004 Tour.
>
> My opinion, which is worth far less than &euro;0.02: I think it could actually help Lance by
> taking some of the stress off him.
>
> cheers, Jeff

Being that he didn't have much of a positive paternal influence, one wonders how it may affect his
future relationship with his kids. Since Armstrong has a reputation for being less than tolerant to
riders he doesn't like, his comment that "Neither of us wants to get in the situation where when we
drop off the kids, we can't look at each other." is an interesting one.

"We're truly committed to maintaining a good relationship, but not a marriage."? Why should he take
that commitment any more seriously than his wedding vows?
 
"Jeff Potter" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message news:
[email protected]...
> Columbines'R'Us!
>
> I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.
>
> 1 house w/ fam --> 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for
dad
> and girlfriend.
>
> There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!
>
> What's more:
>
> Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego --> Moms go
to
> work --> Nearly double yer economy yet again! --> Kids have yet more
free
> time to perfect their Columbining --> Since economy isn't quite doubled,
the
> dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their Postaling! --> Moms feel guilty,
> freak out, take meds --> There's yer booming
drug
> economy right thar! --> Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand
life
> because meds just mask don't cure, and get to perfect their kid-drowning!
>
> What a culture! What an economy!

Nah, must be something in the water in the good ol' US of A. Other industrialized countries have
even more never married and divorced families and their kids don't go "Columbining".
 
>"We're truly committed to maintaining a good relationship, but not a marriage."? Why should he take
>that commitment any more seriously than his wedding vows?

It's a bit easier to maintain a friendship. Talking once a month or less will do that. No need to
alter your core to fit another person, which is what a marriage takes. You really can't see the
difference?

Doug
 
Jeff Potter <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> Columbines'R'Us!
>
> I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.
>
> 1 house w/ fam --> 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for dad and girlfriend.
>
> There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!
>
> What's more:
>
> Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego --> Moms go to work --> Nearly double
> yer economy yet again! --> Kids have yet more free time to perfect their Columbining --> Since
> economy isn't quite doubled, the dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their
> Postaling! --> Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds --> There's yer booming drug economy right
> thar! --> Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand life because meds just mask don't cure,
> and get to perfect their kid-drowning!
>
> What a culture! What an economy!
>

Speaking of meds - get some.

-RJ
 
"curt" wrote:
> I already know of a couple people that I know that are having kids and not getting
> together at all.

Immaculate conception?

Art Harris
 
Carl Sundquist wrote:
>
> Between this and Potter's post about the Cycle Event Director, I wondering if he wrote the stuff
> on the label of Dr. Bronner's soap bottles.
>
> http://www.drbronner.com/labels/pepmt.pdf

you know, every so often i decide to buy that soap, but then when i start reading the writing on the
label, i always freak out, and instead i carefully replace it on the shelf and back away.

(good comparison, c.s.)

heather
 
"Doug" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> >"We're truly committed to maintaining a good relationship, but not a marriage."? Why should he
> >take that commitment any more seriously than his wedding vows?
>
> It's a bit easier to maintain a friendship. Talking once a month or less will do that. No need to
> alter your core to fit another person, which is what a marriage takes. You really can't see the
> difference?
>
> Doug

I get his point. Commitment to a marriage is obviously a lot more important to keep, and they failed
at that. Credibility is an issue here.
 
But are their economies booming like ours (was)?

Maybe it's how our divorces are combined with lifestyles based on religion, multilevel marketing,
SUVs, tv, videogames, pro-sports, huge commutes, overtime, and casinos that give us that special
something extra.

How often are killer-kids parents divorced? How often are valedictorian-kids parents married? ---No
relation, I know.

trg wrote:

> Nah, must be something in the water in the good ol' US of A. Other industrialized countries have
> even more never married and divorced families and their kids don't go "Columbining".

--

Jeff Potter
****
*Out Your Backdoor * http://www.outyourbackdoor.com for modern folkways and culture revival...
...offering "small world" views on bikes, bows, books, movies... ...new books featuring: XC ski
culture, a Gulf Coast thriller folding bicycles ... with radical novels coming up! ...original
downloadable music ... and articles galore! plus national "Off the Beaten Path" travel forums!
HOLY SMOKES!
 
Jeff Potter wrote:
>
> How often are killer-kids parents divorced? How often are valedictorian-kids parents married?

What about the valedictorians who are killer-kids?
 
"Robert Chung" <[email protected]> wrote in news:3f579829$0$16184 [email protected]:

> Jeff Potter wrote:
>>
>> How often are killer-kids parents divorced? How often are valedictorian-kids parents married?
>
> What about the valedictorians who are killer-kids?

yeah. And what about the unmarried moms who have kids that grow up and win the Tour de France 5
times and then get divorced . . . what about them, huh dumbass?

NS
 
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