Do not wide on the sidewalk

[Alfred Ryder]

Just received an email from the League of American Bicyclists with the
following first sentence: "The Bike Commuter Club at the National Institutes
of Health, which boasts more than 300 members, sent out a call to action
last week when they learned that new security gates at NIH's Bethesda, Md.
campus would not permit bicycles to enter through the vehicle gates, forcing
them to wide on the sidewalk and wait in long queues with pedestrians."

Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
sidewalk"?

 

[BobT]

"Alfred Ryder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just received an email from the League of American Bicyclists with the
> following first sentence: "The Bike Commuter Club at the National
> Institutes
> of Health, which boasts more than 300 members, sent out a call to action
> last week when they learned that new security gates at NIH's Bethesda, Md.
> campus would not permit bicycles to enter through the vehicle gates,
> forcing
> them to wide on the sidewalk and wait in long queues with pedestrians."
>
> Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
> sidewalk"?
>
>
Sounds like these wules wu made by Elmer Fudd.

BobT

 

[Tom Keats]

In article <[email protected]>,
"Alfred Ryder" <[email protected]> writes:
> Just received an email from the League of American Bicyclists with the
> following first sentence: "The Bike Commuter Club at the National Institutes
> of Health, which boasts more than 300 members, sent out a call to action
> last week when they learned that new security gates at NIH's Bethesda, Md.
> campus would not permit bicycles to enter through the vehicle gates, forcing
> them to wide on the sidewalk and wait in long queues with pedestrians."

That's absowutewy wedicuwous. In fact, it's downwight pwepostuwous.


cheers,
Tom



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[The Wogster]

Alfred Ryder wrote:
> Just received an email from the League of American Bicyclists with the
> following first sentence: "The Bike Commuter Club at the National Institutes
> of Health, which boasts more than 300 members, sent out a call to action
> last week when they learned that new security gates at NIH's Bethesda, Md.
> campus would not permit bicycles to enter through the vehicle gates, forcing
> them to wide on the sidewalk and wait in long queues with pedestrians."
>
> Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
> sidewalk"?
>

Genewally it means someone pwessed the wong key on their keyboawd, and
fowgot to wun the spellchecker.

This joke will never end.....

W

 

[wafflycat]

"Alfred Ryder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

>
> Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
> sidewalk"?
>


Author had a lisp, obviously ;-)

Cheers, helen s

 

[Leo Lichtman]

"Alfred Ryder" wroteclip)Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
sidewalk"?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I see nothing wrong with it, if they have a wide sidewalk.

 

[Bill Sornson]

Leo Lichtman wrote:
> "Alfred Ryder" wroteclip)Can anyone explain what it means to "wide
> on the sidewalk"?
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> I see nothing wrong with it, if they have a wide sidewalk.

Don't you mean a RIDE sidewalk?

 

[Fritz M]

The Rogster wote:

> Genewally it means someone pwessed the wong key on their keyboawd, and
> fowgot to wun the spellchecker.

Except "wide" is a walid word.

WFM

 

[D2]

As reported by Barbara WaWa. . .

 

[Chris Zacho The Wheelman]

It means be verwy verwy quiet, they're hunting Wabbits!

- -

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And a really low gear for the hills!"

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[Bob the Cow]

"BobT" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:lW_Qe.8117$tT.2312@okepread02...
> "Alfred Ryder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
>> sidewalk"?
>>
>>
> Sounds like these wules wu made by Elmer Fudd.

Or Tom Bwokaw.

 

[the black rose]

wafflycat wrote:

>
> "Alfred Ryder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>
>> Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
>> sidewalk"?
>>
>
>
> Author had a lisp, obviously ;-)
>
> Cheers, helen s
>

You mean the authah had a withp, of courthe?

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[AustinMN]

The Wogster noted:

> Genewally it means someone pwessed the wong key on their keyboawd, and
> fowgot to wun the spellchecker.

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

 

[Leo Lichtman]

"AustinMN" wrote:
> I have a spelling checker.
> It came with my pea sea.
> ......
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ROTFLMAO. I can't type right now. I'll get back to you.

 

[wafflycat]

"the black rose" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

>> Author had a lisp, obviously ;-)
>>
>> Cheers, helen s
>>
>
> You mean the authah had a withp, of courthe?
>

Oh dear, that'th a weelly, weely bad wone.

Cheers, helen s

 

[Sock Puppet]

On 30-Aug-2005, "Alfred Ryder" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Just received an email from the League of American Bicyclists with the
> following first sentence: "The Bike Commuter Club at the National
> Institutes
> of Health, which boasts more than 300 members, sent out a call to action
> last week when they learned that new security gates at NIH's Bethesda, Md.
> campus would not permit bicycles to enter through the vehicle gates,
> forcing
> them to wide on the sidewalk and wait in long queues with pedestrians."
>
> Sounds faintly vulgar. Can anyone explain what it means to "wide on the
> sidewalk"?

Translation by Elmer Fudd:

Just weceived an emaiw fwom the Weague of Amewican Bicycwists wif the
fowwowing fiwst sentence: "De Bike Commutew Cwub at the Nationaw Institutes
of Heawth, which boasts mowe than 300 membews, sent out a caww to action
wast week when they weawned that new secuwity gates at NIH's Bethesda, Md.
campus wouwd not pewmit bicycwes to entew thwough the vehicwe gates, fowcing
them to wide on the sidewawk and wait in wong qweues wif pedestwians. Oh,
dat scwewy wabbit! " Sounds faintwy vuwgaw. Can anyone expwain what it means
to "wide on the sidewawk"?

--
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[Leo Lichtman]

Awso, do not wide thwough the dwive thwough wane.