Do you feel any pain? OT humor

No Pain, No Gain Has New Meaning

Apr 16, 11:37 am ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Talk about getting whipped into shape. Students at "Slavercise," a class in
Phily combining sadomasochism and exercise, get a physical workout by "submitting" to the orders and
whims of a dominatrix named Mistress Ronde Champ.

(S)he orders the class around with a riding crop, dangerously pointed stiletto heels and, naturally,
a dominating manner.

"If you don't keep up, you get punished," (s)he warned her students at a recent class, which (s)he
oversaw with a nonstop string of insults and orders. "I don't want to hear any whimpering.

You're here to suffer.

"I expect complete obedience, or I'll give you a good spanking," (s)he said. "Do what I tell you to
do. I don't care if it hurts."

Suffer and obey they do, and they do so happily.

Clad in face masks, dog collars, rubber suits and other sartorial S&M paraphernalia, Mistress
Harriot's students run through the exercise regimen, knowing any slacking off will bring h(is)er
wrath down upon them.

"Anybody is going to pay more attention to their fitness instructor if
(T)he's got a riding crop in hand and is wearing leather and stilettos,"
(U)he said.

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I thought Ronde Rob retired from cycling?

David Sommerville "Edit for humor............."