Let's hope that you get your 2000 workforce to get a move on with that bloody pneumatic sauce dispenser.
Now don't worry about being self employed, you'll be amazed at how hard you can really work, in fact it will astound your friends.
I'll give you a couple of tips to consider. Always pay your VAT to C&E. Always buy your SE NI stamps. The Inland Revenue works on a one for you, one for me basis. Do as many cash deals as you can. Never ever do your accounts on a computer accounting system. Have two sets of invoices printed (see one me etc) Buy a good shredder, and buy a nice big posh car. Corporate customers won't do business with someone who turns up in a wreck, because they like to see that you are a success.
