do you pee off your bike?

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  1. Livetoride

    Livetoride New Member

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    Its simple...just pull up one of ur short legs, whip it out, but unclip and holdd ur leg out so u don't piss allover ur bike/leg/everything. If u r off to the right BEHIND the pack, you should be just fine
     


  2. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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  3. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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    6th most view in the entire forum. :D
     
  4. cfsmtb

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    [thats so awesome did the cogs start rusting after that?]
     
  6. TrekDedicated

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    Having 'scanned' through this topic, there are some 'interesting ideas' to say the least.

    I will never piss off my bike, it seems extremely gross. If you get any urine on you, you will reek and that would make things worse. If you have to go, just pull off to the side of the road.

    I really don't wanna see some guy with one leg unclipped, slightly raised, hand(s) down his shorts, letting "Mr. Happy" come out and relieve himself...

    Hilarious topic. Later
     
  7. dad25kids

    dad25kids New Member

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    What's the next discussion - a guy yanking himself while riding??
     
  8. TrekDedicated

    TrekDedicated New Member

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    Don't give anyone any ideas?
     
  9. keydates

    keydates New Member

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    How did you find those stats, zmanzz? It seems like that would take a long time unless there was some tool on this forum that automatically did it.

    And no, I don't pee off my bike. I rarely have to urinate when I ride anyway.
     
  10. James Bruce Gil

    James Bruce Gil New Member

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    You gross lot.

    Why don't you just wash your bikes off with soapy water?
     
  11. bzespeedster

    bzespeedster New Member

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    hey i had a question... or more a comment.... i've read all/most postings on the topic, but they all seem to be from guys! :eek: what happen to the ladies? don't you ladies have to pee too? or are we too ashamed to write an talk about it.... seems like the guys have no problems... and it's not like we could get off our bikes and just go at it on the side of the road! ?#@*:rolleyes: ... you know....i'm just sayin...:D
     
  12. James Bruce Gil

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    There were a few. But leaving aside water shortages, I still dont think there's a better way to wash off your bike than to use warm soapy water.

    Perhaps our lady riders have risen above such base activities. Most men grow above these juvenile fundamental obsessions with bodily functions by about 5 or 6 years of age.

    There is another thread running of nasal mucous at the moment as well.

    Kind regards,
     
  13. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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    im back!!!
     
  14. gdiza

    gdiza New Member

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    haha!

    personal opinon:

    i'd rather find a stop, get off, pee and get back on and go!
    no other way of doing it for me and i'm not even considering doing anything else!

    haha!

    i wonder what my cycling partner would have to say about this post!
    i think he'd can himself!
     
  15. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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    i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. ProfTournesol

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    I see that Jan Ullrich did during ther Olympic Road Race and had to quickly wave off the cameras that settled on him while he was 'setting up'.
     
  17. gruppo

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    I thought that was the purpose of the chamois!? LOL
     
  18. ProfTournesol

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    I would have thought that the cooling effect would have helped in Athens too.
     
  19. oznation

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    well hey guys same topic different sport im the goalie for our high school soccer team and one time we were playing a d-1 school and were a d-2 school and if we won the game we went to the state semi's and we went into overtime and then a shoot out so after playing for 100 mintues i had no other choice but to piss my pants and i was wearing white socks and at the end of the game my coach came over to me telling me congrats on a great game and he noticed my socks were yellow and he siad were u that nervous and i said no i just ahd to go really bad so to this day he still makes jokes about my socks eveytime he sees me
     
  20. ryan_velo

    ryan_velo New Member

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    hey get a pair of those shorts that make your piss evaporate! bob role said thats what us postal does [he he he]
     
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