I don't normalyy go during a race because you can lose a ton of spots. For instance the first runner is usually a good 100 meters ahead of the second one, so when Im in first if i were to stop and take a leak, then the next runner would pass me, and that would be too valuable time, so I let it out before a race. Usually right before if I can.Originally posted by leifclarke
You actually stop during the race? Highschool crosscountry races are so short. Stopping in one would be the equvalent of stopping in a 10k TT. You'd lose tons of spots.
Myself, I've tried to pee off the bike a lot of times. I just can't squeeze a drop. Some sort of stage fright factor. I've had teammates push me along, I'm tried to just go in my pants, etc. But it just won't let go! It's a terrible feeling when in the first 10k's of a 100+k road race you realize you have to pee and pace is already fast.
Leif
Originally posted by zmanzzzz
...or do you pull over and catch back up?
Wan't it LeMond that shat himself in Paris at the end of the Tour?
Originally posted by zmanzzzz
...or do you pull over and catch back up?
my friend was fish guiding for lemond and asked him that very question. greg told him he stopped and then caught up.
Originally posted by Smitty
haha, this is the funniest thread I'v read on any forum in a while.
If I had to take a wizz I would grab one of my bottles (whichever is empty or lowest on fluid) and take a leak in there, I don't see how taking a leak while riding is possible without getting it all over you as the wind would surely spill it all over.
Someone needs to make a how-to video of that
Originally posted by MD-CYCLIST
Dear All
Its not Sick Its called Determination and Not wanting to top and give your rivals a chance to pull away, as for the Ladies I am sure they will kiss me because I am cute and Lovely hahahah.
Well there is a way around the wet Patch If you get your drinking bottle and Prettend your drinking from it, while you are on your bike racing so if you are going to urinate your self drop some liquid on to your short so it looks like the wet patch came from drinking So spreay oyur shorts and your top so its all wet and people will automatically think you sprayed your self with your own drinking bottle.
If there was some other rider Behind and you really need to **** well spray your self soo much that you start driping and then urinate so when your urine is driping the rider behind thinks its still the water dripping, these are some great ways to save embarresement, well I hope to have helped you and I hope to hear from you very soon.
Kind regards
A H Khadra
Originally posted by Kupa
I was in a race back east, many years ago and saw a team-member **** while riding in the pack. It was a country road course, and his line was far right as possible. He pulled the right leg of his shorts up, and let go. It was very messy. All over his bike, feet and leg. He was not popular after wetting a good number of other riders in the pack. He was ridiculed mercilessly after that, for a really long time.
Don't **** in a pack.
Cheers....
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