Do you think I'm a lady?

Discussion in 'The Bike Cafe' started by babybunny, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. James Bruce Gil

    James Bruce Gil New Member

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    Huskey,

    I more remember the Cheshire cat. The cat dissapeared but the smile lingered on.

    Forgive me Huskey for I have sinned, but weird probably describes me even better than strange.

    Being socialistically inclined I think that all should have the privilage of being able to drink, eat and fornicate, not just the rich or rabbits. Likewise I don't accept that eccentricity belongs only to the rich but also we others regardless.

    Why should the rich be classified as excentric and be looked on with affection, the middle class be strange and tolerated and the poor be weird and despised?

    As to why this thread lingers. I don't know but I think its probably so dismal we can't resist trying to kill it off.

    Kind regards,
     


  2. Telegram Sam

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    Bwaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaa! hasenpfeffer...Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaa
    Rabbits ate my plants...
    then a bag of chips,
    and then they played video games all day
     
  3. jhuskey

    jhuskey Moderator

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    Yes the cat is a mental manifestation of the federal government moreover the "TAX MAN" .The body may not be there but he is still watching with his malevolent sneer.
    As far as defining weird I imagine weird is riding naked through the neighborhood one more time than your neighbor did.
     
  4. otherworld

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    First catch your bunny. Then holding both back legs in your right hand grab the head in your left hand and pull down hard towards your left knee untill you hear a crack. Get a sharp skinning knife and slit the fur point first from the inside of both back thighs to the middle. Slip the fur from around both legs and pull the legs through, then pull the whole skin of like pulling off a sock inside-out down to the head. Cut the whole head of with the fur. Get the head and feet out and off and give it to the dog, keeping one foot for yourself. Leave the fur inside-out and stretch over a wire loop to dry. Carefully slit the belly of the bunny with the knife point from the crotch to the sturnum and shake out the guts. Bury guts in a hole. Reach back into the bunny and pull out the lungs and heart and also give to the dog, if he's any good by this time he will be finnished the feet and head. Put some stuffing in the bunny and bake in a hot oven with strips of bacon on top for 45 min. Yum! Do not give bones to dog after they are cooked.

    Regards Jay.
     
  5. James Bruce Gil

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    Huskey,

    At least we are like minded so far as the tax man is concerned.

    There was an old joke that went something like "Eccentric is when you masturbate with a feather, if your weird you use the whole chook"! That seems to tie in with class structures. :D

    It great to see the team work on this rabbit. You don't have a recipe for jugged hair do you? Hasenpfeffer?

    KInd regards,
     
  6. jhuskey

    jhuskey Moderator

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    Woody Allen said " Don't knock masturbation,its sex with someone I love".
    Here is a photo for all bunny lovers. Sexy ain't she!
     
  7. James Bruce Gil

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    Huskey,

    I've got to say, she's certainly better looking than that white one who is uncertain of his/her sexual preferrence/identity etc. :D

    Kind regards,
     
  8. babybunny

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    **sniff, sniff**

    You guys are all so mean...
     
  9. FredC

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    Over here in the UK it is normal practice, after stretching the vermin rabbit to empty the bladder (its) as the urine can taint the flesh.
     
  10. FredC

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    First get a Greyhound and a long net, find out where they live, and you'll have lots of fun. Deal with it as you would the rabbit.
     
  11. FredC

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    Road kills are great as eel bait. Make an eel trap, put in the squashed rabbit, stake to riverbank, and have a look 24hrs later.
     
  12. lumpy

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    Do you think we really care?
     
  13. James Bruce Gil

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    Fred,

    You know I never ever thought of using rabbit pizza as eel bait.

    There must be thousands of ways of recycling rabbit. :D

    Kind regards,
     
  14. Gilders

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    Dude, that's totally worthy of being printed in VIZ!
     
  15. babybunny

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    Well YOU know what's REALLY FUNNY?!! Bribe your local coroner to hand over some dead people, make a vulture trap, stake in the middle of a desolate locale, and have a look at the shreddded happiness 24 hours later!!!!!

    Wahhhh!!! I just made myself cry for being so mean and disgusting :( I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
     
  16. chow

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    Hey there bunny, ain't it stange how some guys just can't handle the sweet and gentle while they, of course, can handle the goofy saddle? Keep the gentleness in your voice and don't let the "guys" turn your switch off.
    roule bien mlle.
     
  17. FredC

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    We're talking about vermin and crop wreckers here. We don't eat dogs, they are useful. Don't dogs kill rabbits? You know, let the dog see the rabbit, and all that.
     
  18. James Bruce Gil

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    BB,

    Better look out. I owned a chow for many years and there is only one think he hated more than cats ---- that was rabbits!

    This chow thinks you are a lady obviously and he/she is out to roll you! :eek:

    Kind regards,
     
  19. FredC

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    Isn't that the White Black slave owners did? KKK etc. Flaying alive.
     
  20. limerickman

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    The local dog track have had their hare stolen - if you're interested and you're prepared to sit on an electrified rail, I could put in a good word for you.

    You don't get nauseous when having to move fast, do ya ?
     
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