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GPLama
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Just home from my commute... HR is up a little.. here goes..
Riding up Kilby Rd about 200m from the Earl St roundabout I see something
out of the corner of my eye take off in my direction behind the parked
cars.. it was about 1m tall, dark, and moving fast.. next thing I know
there is a mother f**c%ing Doberman growling at my left calf.. it was
watching it go up and down on the crank waiting for a chance to strike...
WHOLLY JESUS.. I scream bloody death at the thing and it moves to my right..
swerving all over the road it comes at my right calf... :survival mode now:
it lunges at my leg, I take a swing and smack it across the nose/jaw with a
fist... it then turns away and runs off into a yard...
This all happened in a matter of seconds, very surreal recovery.. I had no
idea where I was or what I was doing. I stopped in the middle of the road
watching the house it went into. I rode back in that direction and screamed
"WHOS F*%@CING DOG IS THIS... FFFUUUU(((((KKKKKKKKKKKKK".... nobody was
around.. and I departed the scene..
ok, deep breath.. Cant remember much of the ride home from there.. Having
never been bitten by a dog, I'm not that worried about them. So next time
I'll befriend it and happily kill it.. strangulation comes to mind as the
easiest way.
GPL
:heh, I punched a big dog in the head:
Riding up Kilby Rd about 200m from the Earl St roundabout I see something
out of the corner of my eye take off in my direction behind the parked
cars.. it was about 1m tall, dark, and moving fast.. next thing I know
there is a mother f**c%ing Doberman growling at my left calf.. it was
watching it go up and down on the crank waiting for a chance to strike...
WHOLLY JESUS.. I scream bloody death at the thing and it moves to my right..
swerving all over the road it comes at my right calf... :survival mode now:
it lunges at my leg, I take a swing and smack it across the nose/jaw with a
fist... it then turns away and runs off into a yard...
This all happened in a matter of seconds, very surreal recovery.. I had no
idea where I was or what I was doing. I stopped in the middle of the road
watching the house it went into. I rode back in that direction and screamed
"WHOS F*%@CING DOG IS THIS... FFFUUUU(((((KKKKKKKKKKKKK".... nobody was
around.. and I departed the scene..
ok, deep breath.. Cant remember much of the ride home from there.. Having
never been bitten by a dog, I'm not that worried about them. So next time
I'll befriend it and happily kill it.. strangulation comes to mind as the
easiest way.
GPL
:heh, I punched a big dog in the head: