Does Edward Dolan actually own and ride a recumbent?

[Edward Dolan]

"G. Morgan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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[,,,]
> My God man! You're a regular Sanford & Son. How many cats did you
> say you had?

Last year the cat situation got completely out of control and so I am now
saddled with 8 cats, 4 are female and 4 are male. Do you have any idea how
much it costs to get them fixed? Screw that. And so I have embarked on a
policy of keeping the males and females separated from one another at all
times. They cannot be together for even a single second - or I will end up
with even more cats.

But I love the dear little creatures. When I enter their domain (the
kitchen) they jump all over me and purr ever so loudly when I pet them and
play with them. Believe it or not, they help to keep me sane. When you live
alone like I do, you need some companionship. Cats are God's gift to
mankind.

--
Best Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Edward Dolan]

"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>
>> Yep, more than I thought. Here is the count:
>>
>> Wheel parts = 11
>>
>> Emblem off an old Schwinn = 1
>>
>> Links of a chain that may have once been on a bike = 10
>>
>> Ed's IQ = 3
>>
>> Specks of rust on an old frame from childhood days = 3,000
>>
>> Number of times he's ever ridden a bike = 10
>>
>> Last time he's been on a bike = 1961

I must admit I do not ride my bikes as much as I used to. Old age is
creeping up on me. Anyone here think that old age is not going to get you
too? If so, I have a revelation for you. No matter how much you struggle
against the ravages of time, you are going to succumb and right on schedule.
Trust me on this. You are as mortal as any man who ever lived and died.

By the way, I think this is the perfect epitaph. It embodies all the wisdom
that man is capable of on this earth. See what you think of it.

ONCE I WASN'T, THEN I WAS, NOW I AIN'T AGAIN.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Just zis Guy, you know?]

On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:05:03 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>I note when ever Mr. Tom takes a brief hiatus from this group that there are
>plenty of others to fill his place.

Here's an experiment well worth trying: Mr Ed should take a hiatus
from the group and we'll see if anyone fills that particular void.
Hmmm. What do you get when you remove a vacuum?

Guy
--
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[nget]

"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>
>> Yep, more than I thought. Here is the count:
>>
>> Wheel parts = 11
>>
>> Emblem off an old Schwinn = 1
>>
>> Links of a chain that may have once been on a bike = 10
>>
>> Ed's IQ = 3
>>
>> Specks of rust on an old frame from childhood days = 3,000
>>
>> Number of times he's ever ridden a bike = 10
>>
>> Last time he's been on a bike = 1961

I must admit I do not ride my bikes as much as I used to. Old age is
creeping up on me. Anyone here think that old age is not going to get you
too? If so, I have a revelation for you. No matter how much you struggle
against the ravages of time, you are going to succumb and right on schedule.
Trust me on this. You are as mortal as any man who ever lived and died.

By the way, I think this is the perfect epitaph. It embodies all the wisdom
that man is capable of on this earth. See what you think of it.

ONCE I WASN'T, THEN I WAS, NOW I AIN'T AGAIN.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

This was written on a headstone in England."Think on this as you walk by,as you are now so once was I,as I am now so shall you be, remember this and follow me".At the bottom of the stone someone scatched the following words " To follow you I'll not consent untill I know which way you went".

 

[Edward Dolan]

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:05:03 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>I note when ever Mr. Tom takes a brief hiatus from this group that there
>>are
>>plenty of others to fill his place.
>
> Here's an experiment well worth trying: Mr Ed should take a hiatus
> from the group and we'll see if anyone fills that particular void.
> Hmmm. What do you get when you remove a vacuum?

There is no way Guy Chapman of England is ever going to get rid of me so
easily. When I am gone from this group, it immediately becomes a cesspool of
mostly liberal posts. There are a few other sane conservative types here,
but it is nevertheless a constant battle to keep the liberals in their
place, which is at the bottom of the dung heap. Why should total idiots be
allowed to dominate the threads here on ARBR with their execrable opinions.
Not as long as I still have breath in my body and am above ground.

Is there anything in this world more contemptible than an English liberal?
Their dumbness even exceeds any American dumbness, which is saying a lot.
They have been on the wrong side of history for the past half century. Ever
the handmaiden of dictators and tyrants. Guy Chapman is nothing but another
Chamberlain. Screw these g.d. English liberals all the way to Hell and back!

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Edward Dolan]

"nget" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> Edward Dolan Wrote:
[...]
>> I must admit I do not ride my bikes as much as I used to. Old age is
>> creeping up on me. Anyone here think that old age is not going to get
>> you
>> too? If so, I have a revelation for you. No matter how much you
>> struggle
>> against the ravages of time, you are going to succumb and right on
>> schedule.
>> Trust me on this. You are as mortal as any man who ever lived and
>> died.
>>
>> By the way, I think this is the perfect epitaph. It embodies all the
>> wisdom
>> that man is capable of on this earth. See what you think of it.
>>
>> ONCE I WASN'T, THEN I WAS, NOW I AIN'T AGAIN.
>
> This was written on a headstone in England."Think on this as you walk
> by,as you are now so once was I,as I am now so shall you be, remember
> this and follow me".At the bottom of the stone someone scatched the
> following words " To follow you I'll not consent untill I know which
> way you went".

The thought is close enough, but it does not capture the nihilistic despair
which mine does. My epitaph (originally found on a headstone in Ohio) is
pure and consists of the least amount of words possible. It is just so
concise. It is what all atheists like myself must learn to accept and live
with.

We humans are merely animals like all other animals and their fate is our
fate. That is why I HATE hunters and others who would kill other animals for
sport. Every time I eat some meat I say a prayer for the poor beast who had
to die in order for me to live. Anyone who does not do this is a monster.
Let me repeat this - anyone who does not do this is a monster. Is Christian
morality superior to mine in this respect? I think not.

This old world is one hell of a sad place. When I think deeply on the
conditions of life I am thrown into deep depression. If I had been God I
would have made the world differently. As the trucks go by carrying the pigs
to their slaughter at the meat packing plant, I am feeling as low as it is
possible for a human being to feel. I almost want to kill myself too just to
get out of this mess.

I am not happy with the way life operates in the world. Animal suffering
affects me as deeply as human suffering. And suffering is all I ever see
around me every day. Where we all get the courage to go on living is an
amazing thing. I decided long ago not to spend my life cursing God. He
probably did the best job that He could do.

The world is what it is, but we should approach it as a kind of sacrament. I
pray to the beasts who give me life and I pray to the sun which gives me
life. I do not know these invisible Gods that the Christians and the Muslims
pray to.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Dave Larrington]

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:

>What do you get when you remove a vacuum?

IIRC that came up recently in the Shedde. "A plethora of drivelling H&S
Droids" seems to be the answer

--

Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Edward Dolan" wrote

> Last year the cat situation got completely out of control and so I am now
> saddled with 8 cats, 4 are female and 4 are male. Do you have any idea how
> much it costs to get them fixed? Screw that. And so I have embarked on a
> policy of keeping the males and females separated from one another at all
> times. They cannot be together for even a single second - or I will end up
> with even more cats.

> Now will you believe me when I tell you that I am crazy as a Minnesota loon?

Well, I did snap a picture of you out shopping for cat food...
http://www3.telus.net/neatcrap/ed_dolan_shopping.jpg

 

[Just zis Guy, you know?]

On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 03:32:52 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>There is no way Guy Chapman of England is ever going to get rid of me so
>easily.

No, driving people away form the group is your exclusive province, we
know that.

Guy
--
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[Edward Dolan]

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 03:32:52 -0600, "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>There is no way Guy Chapman of England is ever going to get rid of me so
>>easily.
>
> No, driving people away form the group is your exclusive province, we
> know that.

The only ones that have been driven away from ARBR are those who did not
like to be contested on their liberal views. We are better off without them.
They should not have been posting their obscenities in the first place if
they didn't want to hear the other side of things.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Edward Dolan]

"MasterBlaster" <Nobody'[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Edward Dolan" wrote
>
>> Last year the cat situation got completely out of control and so I am now
>> saddled with 8 cats, 4 are female and 4 are male. Do you have any idea
>> how
>> much it costs to get them fixed? Screw that. And so I have embarked on a
>> policy of keeping the males and females separated from one another at
>> all
>> times. They cannot be together for even a single second - or I will end
>> up
>> with even more cats.
>
>> Now will you believe me when I tell you that I am crazy as a Minnesota
>> loon?
>
> Well, I did snap a picture of you out shopping for cat food...
>
> http://www3.telus.net/neatcrap/ed_dolan_shopping.jpg

That guy has got to be the ultimate freak. He is a **** for sure. Think the
exact opposite of him and you will began to get a glimmer of me.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[McTavish]

Edward Dolan wrote:

> Last year the cat situation got completely out of control and so I am
> now saddled with 8 cats, 4 are female and 4 are male. Do you have any
> idea how much it costs to get them fixed? Screw that. And so I have
> embarked on a policy of keeping the males and females separated from
> one another at all times. They cannot be together for even a single
> second - or I will end up with even more cats.
Suggest this as a method of cat control:
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/index.html
--

McTavish the Unmentionable

 

[Edward Dolan]

"McTavish" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>> Last year the cat situation got completely out of control and so I am
>> now saddled with 8 cats, 4 are female and 4 are male. Do you have any
>> idea how much it costs to get them fixed? Screw that. And so I have
>> embarked on a policy of keeping the males and females separated from
>> one another at all times. They cannot be together for even a single
>> second - or I will end up with even more cats.
>
> Suggest this as a method of cat control:
> http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/index.html

This kind of rot is just another way of expressing hatred for women, who are
mostly cat fanciers. I charge McTavish with being a woman hater. It is all
so obvious. The only question is does he have the guts to confront his wife
with his hatred of her. Most likely not. Instead he displaces his hatred of
his wife onto cats. Just how low and despicable can you get. If I were
McTavish I would blow my brains out and be done with it.

May the cats **** on his miserable bones. They are far better than him. He
is going to Hell for sure and the cats are ALL going to Heaven.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Perry Butler]

Ed the liar,

As I've told you before, "You can be anything you want on the Internet!"

Enjoy,

Perry B


"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:fvEkd.599695$8_6.216907@attbi_s04...
> >
> > "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >>
> >
> >> Yep, more than I thought. Here is the count:
> >>
> >> Wheel parts = 11
> >>
> >> Emblem off an old Schwinn = 1
> >>
> >> Links of a chain that may have once been on a bike = 10
> >>
> >> Ed's IQ = 3
> >>
> >> Specks of rust on an old frame from childhood days = 3,000
> >>
> >> Number of times he's ever ridden a bike = 10
> >>
> >> Last time he's been on a bike = 1961
>
> I must admit I do not ride my bikes as much as I used to. Old age is
> creeping up on me. Anyone here think that old age is not going to get you
> too? If so, I have a revelation for you. No matter how much you struggle
> against the ravages of time, you are going to succumb and right on
schedule.
> Trust me on this. You are as mortal as any man who ever lived and died.
>
> By the way, I think this is the perfect epitaph. It embodies all the
wisdom
> that man is capable of on this earth. See what you think of it.
>
> ONCE I WASN'T, THEN I WAS, NOW I AIN'T AGAIN.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan - Minnesota
>
>
>
>
>

 

[Bill McAninch]

A little of both.......



"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Bill McAninch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Here's my post, on top where it belongs.
>>
>> I love it when someone gets under one's skin, and I think we are. What
>> do you think?
>
> Sorry Bill, but you are quite wrong about how to post.
>
> As for anyone getting under my skin, if and when that happens I will be
> gone from here. Aggravation - who needs it?
>
> Is McAninch Irish or Scotch?
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan - Minnesota
>
>




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[Edward Dolan]

"Perry Butler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Ed the liar,
>
> As I've told you before, "You can be anything you want on the Internet!"

???

--
****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Bill McAninch]

We like it very much so, only problem is that we don't get out on it very
often. Family commitments (sister-in-law in a nursing home among other
things) and the weather this last year made it difficult to get out. On the
up side it is so comfortable that you can jump on it and go for quite a long
ride. You don't have to work up your fitness level (good for my wife) as
long as you stay on the flats (Lake Erie shore line). We do the
"Ride-4-Roswell" in Buffalo every year and this year the wife didn't get out
at all before we went. We did 33 miles and she was know worse for wear.
I'm hoping to add the IPS that Vision once sold. Someone else bought the
rights to it and is available again, good winter project. IMO that will
make it the best ride around.

Do you ride a tandem?

Bill
96 Vanguard, 99 Duplex


"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>
> "Bill McAninch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Here's my post, on top where it belongs.
>>
>> I love it when someone gets under one's skin, and I think we are. What
>> do
>> you think?
>>
>> Bill
>> 96 Vanguard, 99 Duplex
>>
>>
>> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:ARxkd.26195$5K2.18239@attbi_s03...
>> >I seriously doubt he does own one although he somehow claims to have 12,
> my
>> > guess is he once saw one and thats about it
>> >
>> > "Laurel Thomason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > news:[email protected]...
>> >> I've been scrolling through old messages and I don't think he actually
>> >> has a bike, based on the content of his posts. Please correct me if
>> >> I'm wrong.
>> >>
>> >> Top posters welcome.
>> >
>
> I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>
> (Top and bottom posted for maximum annoyance)
>
>




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[Bill McAninch]

We like it very much so, only problem is that we don't get out on it very
often. Family commitments (sister-in-law in a nursing home among other
things) and the weather this last year made it difficult to get out. On the
up side it is so comfortable that you can jump on it and go for quite a long
ride. You don't have to work up your fitness level (good for my wife) as
long as you stay on the flats (Lake Erie shore line). We do the
"Ride-4-Roswell" in Buffalo every year and this year the wife didn't get out
at all before we went. We did 33 miles and she was know worse for wear.
I'm hoping to add the IPS that Vision once sold. Someone else bought the
rights to it and is available again, good winter project. IMO that will
make it the best ride around.

Do you ride a tandem?

Bill
96 Vanguard, 99 Duplex


"Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:5XCkd.494662$mD.360589@attbi_s02...
>I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>
> "Bill McAninch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Here's my post, on top where it belongs.
>>
>> I love it when someone gets under one's skin, and I think we are. What
>> do
>> you think?
>>
>> Bill
>> 96 Vanguard, 99 Duplex
>>
>>
>> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:ARxkd.26195$5K2.18239@attbi_s03...
>> >I seriously doubt he does own one although he somehow claims to have 12,
> my
>> > guess is he once saw one and thats about it
>> >
>> > "Laurel Thomason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > news:[email protected]...
>> >> I've been scrolling through old messages and I don't think he actually
>> >> has a bike, based on the content of his posts. Please correct me if
>> >> I'm wrong.
>> >>
>> >> Top posters welcome.
>> >
>
> I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>
> (Top and bottom posted for maximum annoyance)
>
>




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[Bill McAninch]

Sorry Ed....... this is America. And the only reason you can do it YOUR WAY
is because we live in a FREE country.



"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news[email protected]...
>
> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:5XCkd.494662$mD.360589@attbi_s02...
>>I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>>
>> "Bill McAninch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Here's my post, on top where it belongs.
>>>
>>> I love it when someone gets under one's skin, and I think we are. What
>>> do
>>> you think?
>>>
>>> Bill
>>> 96 Vanguard, 99 Duplex
>>>
>>>
>>> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:ARxkd.26195$5K2.18239@attbi_s03...
>>> >I seriously doubt he does own one although he somehow claims to have
>>> >12,
>> my
>>> > guess is he once saw one and thats about it
>>> >
>>> > "Laurel Thomason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> > news:[email protected]...
>>> >> I've been scrolling through old messages and I don't think he
>>> >> actually
>>> >> has a bike, based on the content of his posts. Please correct me if
>>> >> I'm wrong.
>>> >>
>>> >> Top posters welcome.
>>> >
>>
>> I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>>
>> (Top and bottom posted for maximum annoyance)
>
> Damnation and Hell-fire!
>
> I ought to be made the moderator of this group so I could square you all
> away. Only I would know how to do it. I would be a regular Adolf ******
> about it. You would either do things the right way or you would be sent
> off to the gas chambers. But before the gas chambers, it would be my
> prerogative and delight to beat you senseless with a horse whip.
>
> All this freedom to do your own thing is a lot of ****. Either do things
> my way or be gone.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan - Minnesota
>
>
>
>
>




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[Bill McAninch]

Sorry Ed....... this is America. And the only reason you can do it YOUR WAY
is because we live in a FREE country.



"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news[email protected]...
>
> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:5XCkd.494662$mD.360589@attbi_s02...
>>I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>>
>> "Bill McAninch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Here's my post, on top where it belongs.
>>>
>>> I love it when someone gets under one's skin, and I think we are. What
>>> do
>>> you think?
>>>
>>> Bill
>>> 96 Vanguard, 99 Duplex
>>>
>>>
>>> "Mark Leuck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:ARxkd.26195$5K2.18239@attbi_s03...
>>> >I seriously doubt he does own one although he somehow claims to have
>>> >12,
>> my
>>> > guess is he once saw one and thats about it
>>> >
>>> > "Laurel Thomason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> > news:[email protected]...
>>> >> I've been scrolling through old messages and I don't think he
>>> >> actually
>>> >> has a bike, based on the content of his posts. Please correct me if
>>> >> I'm wrong.
>>> >>
>>> >> Top posters welcome.
>>> >
>>
>> I have no problem with it, how do you like that Duplex?
>>
>> (Top and bottom posted for maximum annoyance)
>
> Damnation and Hell-fire!
>
> I ought to be made the moderator of this group so I could square you all
> away. Only I would know how to do it. I would be a regular Adolf ******
> about it. You would either do things the right way or you would be sent
> off to the gas chambers. But before the gas chambers, it would be my
> prerogative and delight to beat you senseless with a horse whip.
>
> All this freedom to do your own thing is a lot of ****. Either do things
> my way or be gone.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan - Minnesota
>
>
>
>
>




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