Dog joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. Guest

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    How do you make a dog drink?





















    Put it in a blender!

    Ra!
     
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  2. Guest

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    hahaha!
     
  3. JSWin

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    Oh no that is just wrong. Put it in the blender.
     
  4. Regalia

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    That took me a second. I had to repeat it like three times in my head. :)
    My dad would love that joke. He hates dogs and he jokes about Chinese people eating pets. I just smile and fake laugh. I can't do anything with him. Have you guys had deer, squirrel, or rabbit before?
     
  5. likeascroll

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    Ewww no! That's not cool.
     
  6. jhuskey

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    That was somewhat funny, 14 years ago.
     
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    I hereby declare this thread the "Old and moldy thread of the month"... :D
     
  8. Zhen25

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    Ewww, not at all. Lol
     
  9. katherine25

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    I had to read this a few times before I understood lol. I didn't find this very funny..
     
  10. swalia

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    Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.
     
  11. swalia

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    Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
    A: A bloodhound!
     
  12. swalia

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    "Please keep your dog beside you, sir," a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. "I can feel a flea in my shoe."
    "Midnight, come here," replied the man. "This lady has fleas."
     
  13. swalia

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    Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D.
     
  14. swalia

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    Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

    He was trying to make both ends meet.
     
  15. flamingor

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    Life is ruff!

    What type of markets do dogs avoid?
    (Flea markets!)
     
  16. swalia

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    A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog 
is smarter than you.
     
  17. swalia

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    What an amazing, clever dog we have, darling.

    He brings in the newspaper every day, and we’ve never even subscribed to any!
     
  18. swalia

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    Q: Why don’t people put an ad in the paper when their dogs get lost?

    A: And how many dogs do you know that actually read newspaper?
     
  19. swalia

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    Why do men chase after women they don’t intend to marry?
    Well why do dogs chase after cars they don’t intend to drive?
     
  20. swalia

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    Dogs are the best alarm clocks.

    When they want out, there’s no snooze button that could tame that.
     
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