Dog joke

[swalia]

A dog thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… They must be gods…”
The cat thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… I must be God!”

 

[swalia]

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound!

 

[oportosanto]

I really can't imagine Dracula having a dog, but we never know.

 

[swalia]

Q: Would you rather have a 250 pound dog chase you or a lion?

A: Um… I’d rather he chased the lion.

 

[oportosanto]

Yeah, no way I'd want any of those chasing me!

 

[swalia]

Q: What does a dog become when it’s seven years old?

A: Unless something terrible happens, eight years old.

 

[oportosanto]

What in human age means already third age... Average one.

 

[swalia]

Q: What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A: You get a dog who chases after cars a lot – and actually catches them.

 

[swalia]

Q. Why was the dog sweating so much?
A. He was a hotdog!