Dog joke

[Guest]

How do you make a dog drink?





















Put it in a blender!

Ra!

 

[Guest]

hahaha!

 

[JSWin]

Oh no that is just wrong. Put it in the blender.

 

[Regalia]

That took me a second. I had to repeat it like three times in my head.
My dad would love that joke. He hates dogs and he jokes about Chinese people eating pets. I just smile and fake laugh. I can't do anything with him. Have you guys had deer, squirrel, or rabbit before?

 

[likeascroll]

Ewww no! That's not cool.

 

[jhuskey]

That was somewhat funny, 14 years ago.

 

[cyberlegend1994]

I hereby declare this thread the "Old and moldy thread of the month"...

 

[Zhen25]

Ewww, not at all. Lol

 

[katherine25]

I had to read this a few times before I understood lol. I didn't find this very funny..

 

[swalia]

Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.

 

[swalia]

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!

 

[swalia]

"Please keep your dog beside you, sir," a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. "I can feel a flea in my shoe."
"Midnight, come here," replied the man. "This lady has fleas."

 

[swalia]

Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D.

 

[swalia]

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

He was trying to make both ends meet.

 

[flamingor]

Life is ruff!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(Flea markets!)

 

[swalia]

A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog 
is smarter than you.

 

[swalia]

What an amazing, clever dog we have, darling.

He brings in the newspaper every day, and we’ve never even subscribed to any!

 

[swalia]

Q: Why don’t people put an ad in the paper when their dogs get lost?

A: And how many dogs do you know that actually read newspaper?

 

[swalia]

Why do men chase after women they don’t intend to marry?
Well why do dogs chase after cars they don’t intend to drive?

 

[swalia]

Dogs are the best alarm clocks.

When they want out, there’s no snooze button that could tame that.