Was casually cruising along Clarendon Street (South Melbourne) on my home from work last night, when smack, I was collected by the rear view mirror of a white Camry!
Somehow I managed to hold it together and ride in the two inches of gutter I'd been donated by the fat **** in the "Tupperware" car, so I wasn't injured. But as anyone knows, near misses like that are really just luck. One man's near miss is another's broken spine.
The thing that really ****** me off was the fact that when I caught up with the beast of a woman in that car, her response was "I didn't see you". Becase she was reading her diary, which was still on her lap. I should have just dealt out some instant karma then in the form of a punch in the face followed by "Sorry, I didn't see your face".
So I let fly with a few magic words and went to the Cop Shop to report it, only to be told that there was nothing they could do. Hence, I'm now overreacting and starting a worldwide campaign to boycott Tupperware. Let your food perish in non-resealable vessels for the sake of cycling safety!
Somehow I managed to hold it together and ride in the two inches of gutter I'd been donated by the fat **** in the "Tupperware" car, so I wasn't injured. But as anyone knows, near misses like that are really just luck. One man's near miss is another's broken spine.
The thing that really ****** me off was the fact that when I caught up with the beast of a woman in that car, her response was "I didn't see you". Becase she was reading her diary, which was still on her lap. I should have just dealt out some instant karma then in the form of a punch in the face followed by "Sorry, I didn't see your face".
So I let fly with a few magic words and went to the Cop Shop to report it, only to be told that there was nothing they could do. Hence, I'm now overreacting and starting a worldwide campaign to boycott Tupperware. Let your food perish in non-resealable vessels for the sake of cycling safety!