Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....(chuckle)

Discussion in 'Food and nutrition' started by cathyxyz, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. cathyxyz

    cathyxyz Guest

    Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
    friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
    discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

    This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
    noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
    He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
    anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
    "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to
    grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she
    pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better
    not eat any more chicken."

    He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
    butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
    sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
    She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

    She said "Oh, my Goodness, it's too late for you! You've already got the
    neck and the GIBLETS"