Don't talk to my parrot

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 31, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under
    the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
    you the check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Pit Bull, he won't
    bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to
    my parrot!" When the repairman arrives at the apartment the next day, he
    discovers the biggest and meanest Pit Bull he has ever seen. But, just as
    she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
    about his business. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with
    his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling. Finally the repairman
    couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly
    bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

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