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> "B. Lafferty" <
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> > "Time Cop" <
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> > > U.S. Postal Service sport director Johan Bruyneel said he was
surprised
> > > Armstrong pulled off the victory in Saturday's 24 km time trial at
Volta
> > > ao Algarve. The Belgian expected Landis or Peña to win.
> > >
> > > "It's not bad for someone who's been eating doughnuts all winter," Bruyneel said. "It's a very
> > > long time trial for the first one of the year. Lance rode very smart. He didn't go too hard
> > > and he always maintained a good rhythm. I didn't expect Lance to race so well."
> > >
> > > P.S. Lance's girlfriend, Sheryl Crow, was there snapping pics of him
on
> > > the podium.
> >
> >
> > Johan is putting a pretty good spin on the situation. Regardless of
what JB
> > says, Krispy has his work cut out for him this season.
>
> Jeez, I thought Jan looked fat in his past early seasons until I saw Lance in Velonews today. Did
> he decide to get on the uber-diet of brats, beer, and German Chocolate Cake since Jan spanked him
> last year? He must have put back on 10 kilos in the off-season. He's got a double-chin, and what's
> up with that butt? I'm hearing Sir Mix-a-lot "I like big butts" in my head right now, cuz Lance is
> packing much back. Did you read that little side note in Velonews about him having to adjust his
> skinsuit during the TT? It's because his gut/butt are so big that skinsuit/chamois are stretched
> beyond their usefulness. BTW, that new TT position is not going to fix that gut getting in the way
> of his legs and those upper arms flapping in the wind. Did he somehow forget how to do pushups and
> curls? And you can't tell me that that table muscle is not from drinking plenty of Shiner Bock on
> the beach during spring training. He claims that Floyd is climbing better than him now--well no
> sh*t, Lance, look at your gut. Better yet, have you seen your Nike's lately? I'm not counting on
> TDF #6 if he's going to show up looking like Eddie Mercx.
>
> $.02
God, but you're cruel. I'll bet you he has liposuction in April when he's back in the US caring
for his kids.