Doom is Near!

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  1. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    The horror! The loonies are right! The black hole threat is real, that is the thought of seeing kids shooting out of your black hole makes my blood run cold and the air go afoul.
     


  2. taniwha

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    Rest easy pilgrim, it won't be my black hole, that would defy the laws of natural biology, it will be my handy mating partner's participation that will ensure that my new found virility doesn't go unwasted.

    I'm stockpiling lettuce.
     
  3. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    I'm counterfeiting rugala and re-imagining body lice.
     
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    Doom has now past... And I am still here, and alive.:D
     
  5. taniwha

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    Why re-imagine? Have they fled the temple of your body? I'm struggling to imagine you with out your phalanx of Phthiraptera.
     
  6. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    It's for tax purposes.
     
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    Mistakes happen.


    more BS.
     
  8. Denny418

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    Ha ha, all you dumb scientists, God has played a mean trick on you, because the more energy your electromagnetic slingshots generate, the more "elementary" particles you're going to find.
     
  9. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    Oh?
     
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    How is this? I thought God was a benevolent kind of chap, not given over to playing mean tricks.
     
  11. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    Have you read any Christian or Catholic stuff? If you had, you know that God's as benevolent as an Auckland pimp.
     
  12. taniwha

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    My usual girl, her pimp, he's a stand up guy. If you ask him nicely he'll bath your feet in warm milk and read snippets from the bible to you.
    You mustn't judge all pimps or priests by your experiences in Phoenix, where they have a wanted poster and a violate on sight order for you.
     
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    And here I thought it was all because they dug me.
     
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  15. Denny418

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    If offends me to see priests and pimps mentioned in the same sentence.

    Pimps deserve better.
     
  16. taniwha

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    No, that was never the case, one look at your misshapen visage and they garnered the truth.
    John Merrick would have fared better.
     
  17. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    He was an animal.
     
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    You forget, I didn't mention the other "P" personage - Proctologist. They always make priests look good.
     
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    In his immortal words, he denied that.

    Just like John Lydon sang.
     
  20. Denny418

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    Yeah, but the proctologist lost the lease on his office. He was six months in arear.
     
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