Drinking in Ireland

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  1. Ottis

    Ottis New Member

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    An Irishman, a Romanian and a Nigerian are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden, the Romanian downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "In Romania our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

    The Nigerian obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer throws his glass in the air pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "In Nigeria, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

    The Irishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Romanian and the Nigerian and says:" In Ireland we have so many f***ing Romanians and Nigerians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"


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    Please do not be offended all of you Nigerians and Romanians! It is only a joke found in the deep mines of the internet. it could be anyone not only nigerians or romanians ;) :D
     
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  2. less'go

    less'go New Member

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    Definitely not PC, but very funny anyway!
     
  3. MountainPro

    MountainPro New Member

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    been to Ireland many times (my mother is from the fair city of Belfast) and never met a Nigerian or a Romanian, despite frequenting bars the length of the country.
     
  4. chipman

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    Two Irishmen were leaving a bar............... Well, it could happen!
     
  5. disraeligears

    disraeligears New Member

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    You obviously havent been here lately then
     
  6. MountainPro

    MountainPro New Member

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    i go quite regularly to visit my faimly and friends.
    Never met a Nigerian or Romanian
     
  7. skydive69

    skydive69 New Member

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    Would you like to? muhahahahahaha
     
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