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Raptor
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I was about to grace the bike racing world with my lard-ass, hairy-leg, grizzled presence for the
first time in 15 years. Having waited an hour for the 1-4s to race, I collected with the other freds
at the start line, only to be informed:
A. Sleeveless jerseys are illegal, but we'll let it slide this time.
B. Open-toed "shoes" are not permitted and we'll NOT let it slide this time.
Rule A strikes me as the more stupid one. There's no sensible rationale that I can think of. If we
want to bare our ripped deltoids and increase our skin cancer risk, who cares?
Rule B is the more annoying one, though I can barely accept the presumed reasoning. I really like my
Shimano sandals and they're the envy of every recreational rider I meet. I guess there's a slightly
higher risk of severe foot injury should I crash, but... well, it's the helmet debate flipped on its
head, only I won't die if my tootsies get ripped up. But now I have to either spring for new racing
shoes, or wear my hiking boot style mtb shoes and REALLY look goofy. I won't dare raise my hands in
victory as I cross the line (first).
I avenged myself by doing 23-24 mph on the 15 mile ride home. Those lusers gained a reprieve, but I
will be back!
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Lynn Wallace http://www.xmission.com/~lawall "I'm not proud. We really haven't done everything we
could to protect our customers. Our products just aren't engineered for security." --Microsoft VP in
charge of Windows OS Development, Brian Valentine.
first time in 15 years. Having waited an hour for the 1-4s to race, I collected with the other freds
at the start line, only to be informed:
A. Sleeveless jerseys are illegal, but we'll let it slide this time.
B. Open-toed "shoes" are not permitted and we'll NOT let it slide this time.
Rule A strikes me as the more stupid one. There's no sensible rationale that I can think of. If we
want to bare our ripped deltoids and increase our skin cancer risk, who cares?
Rule B is the more annoying one, though I can barely accept the presumed reasoning. I really like my
Shimano sandals and they're the envy of every recreational rider I meet. I guess there's a slightly
higher risk of severe foot injury should I crash, but... well, it's the helmet debate flipped on its
head, only I won't die if my tootsies get ripped up. But now I have to either spring for new racing
shoes, or wear my hiking boot style mtb shoes and REALLY look goofy. I won't dare raise my hands in
victory as I cross the line (first).
I avenged myself by doing 23-24 mph on the 15 mile ride home. Those lusers gained a reprieve, but I
will be back!
--
--
Lynn Wallace http://www.xmission.com/~lawall "I'm not proud. We really haven't done everything we
could to protect our customers. Our products just aren't engineered for security." --Microsoft VP in
charge of Windows OS Development, Brian Valentine.