On Eurosport yesterday, the Thunderbird puppet lookalike posed the simple question "Is this Tour clean". The mighty Duffield, with great emphasis, replied "95% clean!". So, naivety and ignorance in equal measure from the tricycling giant. Sadly, if this type of complacent view is pumped out by the talking heads and is accepted by a largely unsophisticated viewing public, we will be back exactly where we were after the Festina affair. Whilst not exaggerating the influence of these TV clowns, we can but hope that comments that imply that the dragon has already been slain do not gain popular acceptance. Otherwise, after an appropriate period of phony self-abasement and hand wringing, the great pretence will simply continue as before.