Ed Dolan JPEG "resting"

[Edward Dolan]

"MLB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email protected]>
> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 9 May 2004 04:45:10 -0700, [email protected] (chere)
> > wrote in message
> > <[email protected]>:
> >
> >>What is happening to this n/g??? These (plagiarized
> >>photograph) guys are friends of mine!
> >
> > It's suffering from Dolanitis. Like many irritations, it
> > goes away of its own accord if you leave it alone.
> >
> > Guy
> > --
> > May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle
> > after posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk
> >
> > 88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
> > Washington University
> >
>
> Preparation H seems particularly appropriate.

None of the above is worth any of my time to bother with.
However, hemorrhoids are no laughing matter. Anyone who
has ever had them can tell you that. If you have ever had
them bad enough you would not be able to sit and ride even
your most comfortable recumbent. Anyone who thinks a
hemorrhoid is something to be joked about has got to have
**** for brains.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Perry Butler]

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> None of the above is worth any of my time to bother with.
> However, hemorrhoids are no laughing matter. Anyone who
> has ever had them can tell you that. If you have ever had
> them bad enough you would not be able to
sit
> and ride even your most comfortable recumbent. Anyone who
> thinks a hemorrhoid is something to be joked about has got
> to have **** for brains.

Group,

So we're finally getting down to what's bothering Mr. Ed!

Enjoy,

Perry B

 

[Edward Dolan]

"Perry Butler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:XPOdneGw_YhZFQPdRVn-
> [email protected]...
>
> > None of the above is worth any of my time to bother
> > with. However, hemorrhoids are no laughing matter.
> > Anyone who has ever had them can
tell
> > you that. If you have ever had them bad enough you would
> > not be able to
> sit
> > and ride even your most comfortable recumbent. Anyone
> > who thinks a hemorrhoid is something to be joked about
> > has got to have **** for
brains.
>
> Group,
>
> So we're finally getting down to what's bothering Mr. Ed!

I once had hemorrhoids back when I turned 40 years of age
some 30 years ago. I did not have them bad, but
nevertheless, they were ... well, you know ... a pain in the
ass. The best way to prevent this most revolting development
is to get a certain amount of fiber in your diet so as to
prevent any tendencies toward constipation.

I sometimes think it would be interesting for all us
recumbent cyclists to post all the latest news about our
various ailments and diseases. Now that would make for some
really interesting reading! Instead, we get all these
confounded posts about how fast everyone is on the latest
and greatest recumbents. Apparently, we are not all living
in the same world as best as I can divine it.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota

 

[Just Zis Guy]

On Mon, 10 May 2004 02:54:42 GMT, "Perry Butler"
<[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

Mr Ed farted:

>> Anyone who thinks a hemorrhoid is something to be joked
>> about has got to have **** for brains.

And Perry replied:

>So we're finally getting down to what's bothering Mr. Ed!

And anyone who thinks that Clement Freuds are no laughing
matter has clearly never read Viz Comic

Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

 

[raffiman]

Originally posted by Edward Dolan
"Tom Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> FlabbyBlabbyRevealed wrote:
>
> > Here's a shot of you in your now famous blue T-shirt!...
>
> Here is a picture of Ed admiring his handiwork:
> <[url]http://www.yourneighborhoodnews.com/banhorsemanure.jpg>[/url].

Imagine the mentality of someone who would bother to
research the Net for a specific picture to make an asinine
statement. Mr. Tom must have lots of time on his hands. No
wonder he is a failure as an engineer. He should have been a
script writer for Hollywood. Can't you just see him all
engrossed in the episodes of Mr. Ed, the famous talking
horse. But I am glad that I am able to afford him a second
childhood where he can revert to a former childhood which he
apparently missed out on.

But still, it made me chuckle which I haven't done much
of lately here on ARBR, so I do appreciate his efforts
to amuse me.

--
Ed Dolan - Minnesota

Mr. Dolan,

It only takes a few seconds to type into a search engine, Ed Dolan, manure. The results led to Tom Sherman's results.

 

[Edward Dolan]

"raffiman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]... [...]
> It only takes a few seconds to type into a search engine,
> Ed Dolan, manure. The results led to Tom Sherman's
> results.

Nope, if you want the honor to be insulted by me you will
have to come up with something better than this. I have some
standards, even if you don't.

--
Ed Dolan- Minnesota