El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation

[phillip brown]

"The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports."

more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/

phillip brown

 

[David Springthorpe]

On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:37:29 -0800 (PST), phillip brown <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
>put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports."
>
>more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/

It would have been okay if it had been a girl's bike.....

 

[ray]

phillip brown wrote:
> "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
> put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports."
>
> more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/
>
> phillip brown
Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the
cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful.
Unless of course he was into that kind of thing.
Cheers,

 

[David Springthorpe]

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:26:05 +1100, ray <[email protected]> wrote:

>Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the
>cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful.
>Unless of course he was into that kind of thing.
>Cheers,

Using it for masturbatory purposes is hardly 'having sex' with it, unless of
course it is 'second-hand sex'.....

 

[brucef]

On Nov 16, 12:26 pm, ray <[email protected]> wrote:
> Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the
> cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful.
> Unless of course he was into that kind of thing.

My theory is that it was the "anatomically designed" seat.

 

[PeteSig]

"phillip brown" wrote:

> "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
> put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports."
>
> more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/

So no long penal stretch?



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[TimC]

On 2007-11-16, brucef (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> On Nov 16, 12:26 pm, ray <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the
>> cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful.
>> Unless of course he was into that kind of thing.
>
> My theory is that it was the "anatomically designed" seat.

You'd have to have a very small wiener schnitzel to fit it in there,
wouldn't you?

--
TimC
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SIGBUS from inside the handler, heh heh heh --Stephen J. Turnbull

 

[BT Humble]

On Nov 16, 11:08 pm, "PeteSig" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "phillip brown" wrote:
> > "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
> > put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports."
>
> > more athttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/
>
> So no long penal stretch?
>
>

*Thweeeeeep*

That's a yellow card for Blatant Joke Theft, first warning!

http://groups.google.com.au/group/aus.bicycle/msg/97ef91c2403254b7


BTH

 

[Nick Payne]

He decided the oversize head tube could give oversized head...

"phillip brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
> put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports."
>
> more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/