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In observance of National Recycled Humor Day (tm), here's another one:
"Why Computers Sometimes Crash", by Dr. Seuss. {Be sure and read it out loud for extra silliness :}
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window
in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button
on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is
causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
"Why Computers Sometimes Crash", by Dr. Seuss. {Be sure and read it out loud for extra silliness :}
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window
in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button
on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is
causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!