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  1. Etiquette

    Who said that gallantry was dead?

    From a perusal of these forums and contemplating the whimsical musings
    of several authors I have concluded the following:

    That had many of them been born in a previous era then I would suggest
    that they would have been admirably suited to a horseman's role the
    far-off days of knights on white chargers rescuing damsels in
    distress.

    I am touched to the core by their code of honour.

    They go deep into woods upon their steeds and should they accidentally
    suffer a dismount then they would sooner fall upon their swords than to
    so much as touch anything made of wood - let alone a tree. This
    self-discipline is impressive.

    In contrast (with a necessary reversal of roles), Sir Lancelot would
    never have cut the custard on a unicycle. Too flaky.

    I presume that there is some Holy Grail that they are seeking in their
    endeavours.
    Some divine insight that only the spiritually pure can hope to attain.
    (One wheel, one hope, one faith?)
    I wish them well. Their example is an inspiration to us all.

    Alas, for the present I remain

    a humble tree-hugger.

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    tedward
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  2. tedward said:

    Etiquette

    Who said that gallantry was dead?
    That had many of them been born in a previous era then I would suggest
    that they would have been admirably suited to a horseman's role the
    far-off days of knights on white chargers rescuing damsels in
    distress.
    ...
    They go deep into woods upon their steeds and should they accidentally
    suffer a dismount then they would sooner fall upon their swords than to
    so much as touch anything made of wood - let alone a tree. a humble
    tree-hugger.

    Let me assure you that this particular damsel has been rescued by many
    a tree whilst unicycling in dis-dress. And lamp posts, bus stops and
    give way signs have frequently come to my aid.

    Nao

    --
    Naomi

    Convince me I am wrong about that? But *of course *you might convince
    me I am wrong about that. But try an easier one first. Convince me
    that 2 and 2 doesn't make 4.
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  3. Naomi said:

    in dis-dress.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhh

    I have been outpunned! My super powers have been overcome...

    I, I, I ...

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  4. Mikefule said:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhh

    I have been outpunned! My super powers have been overcome...

    I, I, I ...

    .

    Oh not at all Mike. You still fly highest in this punorama. Your
    recent canard'ly still quacks me up. There has been no reducktion in
    your powers.

    Nao

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    me I am wrong about that. But try an easier one first. Convince me
    that 2 and 2 doesn't make 4.
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