EuroEnglish

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  1. 4900Rockpock

    4900Rockpock New Member

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    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement
    has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for
    European communications, rather than German, which was the other
    possibility. As part of negotiations, her Majesty Government
    conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and
    has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as
    EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
    Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also,
    the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear
    up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when
    the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make
    words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
    expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
    possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
    letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.
    Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the
    languag is disgraful, and they would go.

    By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
    replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year ze
    unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar
    changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer
    vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
     
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  2. GeorgayPorgay

    GeorgayPorgay New Member

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    yea! thats sum funny sh*t dude!
     
  3. Cycling expert

    Cycling expert New Member

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    that is well funny
     
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