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Bruce Edge
Guest
Mild trail, what can go wrong? I suck in a fu*king bee.
Cough, it goes up my sinus cavity, plants is stinger
somethere above my throat and behind my left nostril.
Stop. Snaaaark, Cough, Snooorkkkk, Hack. repeat...,
again, more...
Finally blow it out, ******* flies away. Feels like I just
snorted battery acid.
Stand and wonder in disbelief at what just happened. Getting
hard to swallow now. 1 min later can't swallow, think about
calling 911, contempating the potential cost of the medivac
scraps that idea.
If you've ever not been able to swallow, you know that it
causes a certain degree of panic to go through ones mind.
Try swallow water, that works, drain half camelback, snort,
snark, hack a bit more. Still feel stinger in my
throat/nasal cavity.
Wait another min wondering what the hell one's suppoed to do
in this situation, can't come up with anything intelligent,
neither can anyone else. Hearing "Bummer dude" and "that
sucks" is not helpful. So I just finished the ride.
Just for the record, if it happens to anyone else, it's not
fatal, despite what it feels like at the time. This was
yesterday, today I can barely feel it. However, it's not
something I'd recommend.
-Bruce
Cough, it goes up my sinus cavity, plants is stinger
somethere above my throat and behind my left nostril.
Stop. Snaaaark, Cough, Snooorkkkk, Hack. repeat...,
again, more...
Finally blow it out, ******* flies away. Feels like I just
snorted battery acid.
Stand and wonder in disbelief at what just happened. Getting
hard to swallow now. 1 min later can't swallow, think about
calling 911, contempating the potential cost of the medivac
scraps that idea.
If you've ever not been able to swallow, you know that it
causes a certain degree of panic to go through ones mind.
Try swallow water, that works, drain half camelback, snort,
snark, hack a bit more. Still feel stinger in my
throat/nasal cavity.
Wait another min wondering what the hell one's suppoed to do
in this situation, can't come up with anything intelligent,
neither can anyone else. Hearing "Bummer dude" and "that
sucks" is not helpful. So I just finished the ride.
Just for the record, if it happens to anyone else, it's not
fatal, despite what it feels like at the time. This was
yesterday, today I can barely feel it. However, it's not
something I'd recommend.
-Bruce