Everybody shut up! I'm trying to hear the voices in my head!
I'm sorry, everybody. I know you'll want to run me over even more now, but my persecutory delusion made me do it.
Maybe I'm exaggerating my symptoms... but that's a symptom of somatization disorder! Oh no!!!
I'm really, truly sorry for all the fuss though. Truly! I've just been worried that my wife's having an affair because she's so sick and tired of my delusional jealousy.
I'm sorry, everybody. I know you'll want to run me over even more now, but my persecutory delusion made me do it.
Maybe I'm exaggerating my symptoms... but that's a symptom of somatization disorder! Oh no!!!
I'm really, truly sorry for all the fuss though. Truly! I've just been worried that my wife's having an affair because she's so sick and tired of my delusional jealousy.