A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances<br />up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes <br />she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation<br />washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.<br /><br />Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or<br />vacation?". <br />"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.<br />Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's<br />the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and<br />she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his<br />outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this<br />convention?"<br /><br />"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular<br />myths about sexuality." <br />"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"<br />"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are<br />the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who<br />is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French<br />men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."<br /><br />Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry,"<br />she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your<br />name!".<br /><br />"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."