Fallen off the rails...for today!

Just shocking!

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You take stupid to a new level. -- MFW

"Larelle Read" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

It was Australia Day, and I was feeling homesick. I had two vodka's diet
cokes at lunch and from then I went off the rails. I think I did it well
though. I had Vodka chasers with diet Coke with Lemon. I am VERY drunk,
but
I feel as though I am right on track.

All I had to eat all day is a VERY light bowl of cereal (yes, wrong in an
Atkins diet...but we all need SOME fibre) and a brown baguette (a sub-like
roll) with a chicken Caesar filling with just a FEW chips and a salad, and
that was all I ate (probably less calories than most Atkins devotees have
in
one day). Spirits have a TRACE of carbs, as do diet cola drinks. It's
quite
a downfall for me, but I know it won't be a regular thing. And I know it's
no THAT bad, otherwise I would not be able to type this post. Proof is in
the typing. It is past midnight, and I am almost coherent.

As you may or may not know, it was a special day for us Aussie's. And
feeling home sick, I wanted to celebrate. On Sky Travel (in the UK) there
has been an Australian themed week and tonight was no exception. There
were
programmes on and they were making me home sick. I'm going to quit this
post
now by just saying...I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME!!!!

Apologies.

"Larelle Read" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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|| It was Australia Day, and I was feeling homesick. I had two vodka's
|| diet cokes at lunch and from then I went off the rails. I think I
|| did it well though. I had Vodka chasers with diet Coke with Lemon. I
|| am VERY drunk, but I feel as though I am right on track.
||
|| All I had to eat all day is a VERY light bowl of cereal (yes, wrong
|| in an Atkins diet...but we all need SOME fibre) and a brown baguette
|| (a sub-like roll) with a chicken Caesar filling with just a FEW
|| chips and a salad, and that was all I ate (probably less calories
|| than most Atkins devotees have in one day). Spirits have a TRACE of
|| carbs, as do diet cola drinks. It's quite a downfall for me, but I
|| know it won't be a regular thing. And I know it's no THAT bad,
|| otherwise I would not be able to type this post. Proof is in the
|| typing. It is past midnight, and I am almost coherent.
||
|| As you may or may not know, it was a special day for us Aussie's. And
|| feeling home sick, I wanted to celebrate. On Sky Travel (in the UK)
|| there has been an Australian themed week and tonight was no
|| exception. There were programmes on and they were making me home
|| sick. I'm going to quit this post now by just saying...I CAN'T WAIT
|| TO GO HOME!!!!
||
|| Apologies.

Are you Preesi's Australian cousin?

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"marengo" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Larelle Read" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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|| It was Australia Day, and I was feeling homesick. I had two vodka's
|| diet cokes at lunch and from then I went off the rails. I think I
|| did it well though. I had Vodka chasers with diet Coke with Lemon. I
|| am VERY drunk, but I feel as though I am right on track.
||
|| All I had to eat all day is a VERY light bowl of cereal (yes, wrong
|| in an Atkins diet...but we all need SOME fibre) and a brown baguette
|| (a sub-like roll) with a chicken Caesar filling with just a FEW
|| chips and a salad, and that was all I ate (probably less calories
|| than most Atkins devotees have in one day). Spirits have a TRACE of
|| carbs, as do diet cola drinks. It's quite a downfall for me, but I
|| know it won't be a regular thing. And I know it's no THAT bad,
|| otherwise I would not be able to type this post. Proof is in the
|| typing. It is past midnight, and I am almost coherent.
||
|| As you may or may not know, it was a special day for us Aussie's. And
|| feeling home sick, I wanted to celebrate. On Sky Travel (in the UK)
|| there has been an Australian themed week and tonight was no
|| exception. There were programmes on and they were making me home
|| sick. I'm going to quit this post now by just saying...I CAN'T WAIT
|| TO GO HOME!!!!
||
|| Apologies.

Are you Preesi's Australian cousin?

Hahaha.

Larelle Read said:

It was Australia Day, and I was feeling homesick. I had two vodka's diet
cokes at lunch and from then I went off the rails. I think I did it well
though. I had Vodka chasers with diet Coke with Lemon. I am VERY drunk, but
I feel as though I am right on track.

All I had to eat all day is a VERY light bowl of cereal (yes, wrong in an
Atkins diet...but we all need SOME fibre) and a brown baguette (a sub-like
roll) with a chicken Caesar filling with just a FEW chips and a salad, and
that was all I ate (probably less calories than most Atkins devotees have in
one day). Spirits have a TRACE of carbs, as do diet cola drinks. It's quite
a downfall for me, but I know it won't be a regular thing. And I know it's
no THAT bad, otherwise I would not be able to type this post. Proof is in
the typing. It is past midnight, and I am almost coherent.

As you may or may not know, it was a special day for us Aussie's. And
feeling home sick, I wanted to celebrate. On Sky Travel (in the UK) there
has been an Australian themed week and tonight was no exception. There were
programmes on and they were making me home sick. I'm going to quit this post
now by just saying...I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME!!!!

Apologies.

Oh... you should have watched "Anatomy for Beginners" on Channel 4 (UK) last
night, a program that Carmen would definitely enjoy. It was about the Digestion
system.

Picture number 10 is the pancrea sliced open:
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/A/anatomy/dig4.html

Tonight is the Reproduction System. If the program doesn't make you want to
take better care of your body, at least it should curb your appetite for a
while. You might get sick from watching it but you definitely won't be homesick.