Falling over ant bones

Hank Higgens said:

This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
year and break their necks or their heads with brains
falling out.

Ant bones are an underestimated danger to runners!

I haven't run into them (!), but I have been endangered by
chicken breasts and hens' teeth.

All seriousness aside, in the place I used to trail run, I
would run into spider webs on morning runs. I never died
from running into one, but they sure were annoying...

Mike McSwell

[email hidden] (Hank Higgens) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
year and break their necks or their heads with brains
falling out.

Dude, Next time you want to troll do your research first,
because frankly you embarass us all. See this is a RUNNING
newsgroup, so obviously there are no brains to fall out, and
as a matter of fact, in the fall the vacuum might actually
suck something in.

Quoted message said:

Ant boners are an underestimated danger to runners!

I didn't even know ants had penis's.

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Quoted message said:

[email hidden] (Hank Higgens) wrote in
message
news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
year and break their necks or their heads with brains
falling out.

Dude, Next time you want to troll do your research first,
because frankly you embarass us all. See this is a RUNNING
newsgroup, so obviously there are no brains to fall out,
and as a matter of fact, in the fall the vacuum might
actually suck something in.

If this is a running newsgrop, wtf are you doing here?
You've done nothing but troll since you've been here.

tkb