Famous quotes. <br />Words to live by. ;D<br /><br /><br />1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can<br />fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)<br /><br />2) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives but<br />he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush Former US First Lady)<br /><br />3) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's<br />genitals through his wallet." (Robin Williams)<br /><br />4) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy<br />Crystal)<br /><br />5) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't<br />like and just give her a house." (Rod Stewart)<br /><br /><br />6) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:<br />Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do." (Henry<br />Kissinger)<br /><br /><br />7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's<br />reading." (Steve Jobs)-(Founder: Apple Computer)<br /><br />8) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee, the<br />natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather)-(News anchorman)<br /><br />9) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,<br />"Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwartzenegger)<br /><br />10) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.<br />Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)<br /><br />11) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the<br />only time of the month that I can be myself. (Roseanne)<br /><br />12) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable<br />undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other<br />women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just<br />grateful. (Robert De Niro)<br /><br />13) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS:<br />See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only<br />enough<br />blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)<br /><br /> ;D 8)<br />