Fat Theology

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Fat Theology

In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent
double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that
man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with
which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
platter.

And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra
pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have
to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

 

[Yibbels]

Ignore the hype, focus on the facts. The facts clearly state
that being overweight is not healthy. A well functioning
body does not accumulate huge amounts of fat. However, that doesn't
matter to the corporations who stand to make a profit by selling
you junk food. Companies' focusing on profit and only profit always
leads to tragedy for anyone who deals with them.



[email protected] wrote:
> Fat Theology
>
> In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and
cauliflower and
> spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman
would
> live long and healthy lives.
>
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
99-cent
> double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with
that?"
>
> And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her
figure that
> man found so fair.
>
> And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
>
> And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil with
> which to cook them."
>
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
> platter.
>
> And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
>
> And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those
extra
> pounds.
>
> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have
> to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
>
> And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
>
> And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat
and
> brimming with nutrition.
>
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
into
> chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
>
> And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled
in
> cholesterol.
>
> And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
>
> And Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
> And Satan created HMOs.