Father of the Year



"R.White" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Mike McCloud" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "Stephen Baker" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> > Bobby says:
>> >
>> > >I'll make a deal with you pal, I'll post whatever I like and if you
>> don't
>> > >like it you can shut the **** up about it.
>> > >
>> > >Clear?
>> >
>> > Ooooohhhhhh, Bobby - you're SUCH a MAN!
>> > Flex those Usenet muscles for me again.....
>> > </simper>
>>
>> ssshhhh... I can't hear JD's answers to the questions
>
> Gee Bob, how does the black *** keep up with all
> your name changes?

The black *** keeps up just fine.
 
"TBF" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "R.White" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > "Mike McCloud" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >> "Stephen Baker" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >> > Bobby says:
> >> >
> >> > >I'll make a deal with you pal, I'll post whatever I like and if
you
> >> don't
> >> > >like it you can shut the **** up about it.
> >> > >
> >> > >Clear?
> >> >
> >> > Ooooohhhhhh, Bobby - you're SUCH a MAN!
> >> > Flex those Usenet muscles for me again.....
> >> > </simper>
> >>
> >> ssshhhh... I can't hear JD's answers to the questions
> >
> > Gee Bob, how does the black *** keep up with all
> > your name changes?
>
> The black *** keeps up just fine.

I hope you can keep it up for me.
 

>> >> > >Clear?
>> >> >
>> >> > Ooooohhhhhh, Bobby - you're SUCH a MAN!
>> >> > Flex those Usenet muscles for me again.....
>> >> > </simper>
>> >>
>> >> ssshhhh... I can't hear JD's answers to the questions
>> >
>> > Gee Bob, how does the black *** keep up with all
>> > your name changes?
>>
>> The black *** keeps up just fine.
>
> I hope you can keep it up for me.
>
>

Well you know what they say...hope springs eternal
 
"TBF" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >> >> > >Clear?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Ooooohhhhhh, Bobby - you're SUCH a MAN!
> >> >> > Flex those Usenet muscles for me again.....
> >> >> > </simper>
> >> >>
> >> >> ssshhhh... I can't hear JD's answers to the questions
> >> >
> >> > Gee Bob, how does the black *** keep up with all
> >> > your name changes?
> >>
> >> The black *** keeps up just fine.
> >
> > I hope you can keep it up for me.
> >
> >
>
> Well you know what they say...hope springs eternal
>
>

I think if you take a good look at the headers, you will find that it is
your good friend Adolph..err R. White
 
Bob Rogers1 said:
I think "Take your kid mountain biking day - Oct. 2" has hit a sore spot
with our friend JD. He acts like you are a bad parent if you don't take
your kid MTBing every day .

Here's a quick quiz for you JD:

1) Do you live in the same house as your child?

2) Do you live in the same town as your child?

3) Do you live in the same county as your child?

4) Do you live in the same state as your child?

5) Do you live in the same time zone as your child?

Hmmm.... 0 for five?


6) Will you even be with your kid on Oct 2?

7) Do you spend more time with your kid than your bike?


0 for 7?
Click to expand...

You seem to have an unhealthy fixation on JD. Perhaps you should seek help?
 
"Bob Rogers1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "TJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > The OP lives in the south. Where, I don't know.
> > > >
> > > > TJ
> > >
> > >
> > > Really?
> > >
> > >
> > Really what?
> >
> I'll try to type slowly numbnuts...you said I lived in the south...prove
it
>
I live in the South.
 
"mojo deluxe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Bob Rogers1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >
> > "TJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > >
> > > > > The OP lives in the south. Where, I don't know.
> > > > >
> > > > > TJ
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Really?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Really what?
> > >
> > I'll try to type slowly numbnuts...you said I lived in the south...prove
> it
> >
> I live in the South.
>

Case closed
 
"Ken in KC" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> Bob Rogers1 Wrote:
> > I think "Take your kid mountain biking day - Oct. 2" has hit a sore
> > spot
> > with our friend JD. He acts like you are a bad parent if you don't
> > take
> > your kid MTBing every day .
> >
> > Here's a quick quiz for you JD:
> >
> > 1) Do you live in the same house as your child?
> >
> > 2) Do you live in the same town as your child?
> >
> > 3) Do you live in the same county as your child?
> >
> > 4) Do you live in the same state as your child?
> >
> > 5) Do you live in the same time zone as your child?
> >
> > Hmmm.... 0 for five?
> >
> >
> > 6) Will you even be with your kid on Oct 2?
> >
> > 7) Do you spend more time with your kid than your bike?
> >
> >
> > 0 for 7?
>
> You seem to have an unhealthy fixation on JD. Perhaps you should seek
> help?

Actually my fixation is on children so **** off.
 
"Bob Rogers1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "mojo deluxe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > "Bob Rogers1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > >
> > > "TJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The OP lives in the south. Where, I don't know.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TJ
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Really?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > Really what?
> > > >
> > > I'll try to type slowly numbnuts...you said I lived in the
south...prove
> > it
> > >
> > I live in the South.
> >
>
> Case closed
>
>
It's not an exclusive thing. There are others.
 
"mojo deluxe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > > >
> > > I live in the South.
> > >
> >
> > Case closed
> >
> >
> It's not an exclusive thing. There are others.


Have someone explain it to you who isn't named Bubba, Ricky or Mary Sue.
 
"Bob Rogers1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "TJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > The OP lives in the south. Where, I don't know.
> > > >
> > > > TJ
> > >
> > >
> > > Really?
> > >
> > >
> > Really what?
> >
> I'll try to type slowly numbnuts...you said I lived in the south...prove
it
>
>
How do you know my nuts are numb? Riding bikes make dicks go numb. I
have never heard of Numb nuts from riding bikes. Or posting to NNTP
servers. Type slower next time. I almost got it. In theory with the
location of certain arteries if you were to suck on my nuts and cut the
circulation of fresh, oxygenated blood off, They could go numb. ( Meaning
loss of sensation) Use a better one. Genital wart would be a good name to
call me. Unless of course, you gave it to me. In that case, use another.
Think hard.



TJ
 
"Ken in KC" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> Bob Rogers1 Wrote:
> > I think "Take your kid mountain biking day - Oct. 2" has hit a sore
> > spot
> > with our friend JD. He acts like you are a bad parent if you don't
> > take
> > your kid MTBing every day .
> >
> > Here's a quick quiz for you JD:
> >
> > 1) Do you live in the same house as your child?
> >
> > 2) Do you live in the same town as your child?
> >
> > 3) Do you live in the same county as your child?
> >
> > 4) Do you live in the same state as your child?
> >
> > 5) Do you live in the same time zone as your child?
> >
> > Hmmm.... 0 for five?
> >
> >
> > 6) Will you even be with your kid on Oct 2?
> >
> > 7) Do you spend more time with your kid than your bike?
> >
> >
> > 0 for 7?
>
> You seem to have an unhealthy fixation on JD. Perhaps you should seek
> help?
>
Not so much a fixation. Bo0by had no one to give a card to on fathers day.

He's either:

A) Looking for a father figure.

2) Bitter that he had no one to give a card to on fathers day.

Either way, we know when he's waiting for that 'crazy check' to come in, so
he can refill his meds.
 
"Bob Rogers 1" <Bob [email protected]> wrote in message
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>> >
> > You seem to have an unhealthy fixation on JD. Perhaps you should seek
> > help?
>
> Actually my fixation is on children so **** off.
>
>

I'll take a good goat any day
 
"Bob Rogers1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "JD" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > It's like having an old puppet, sitting in a box in the attic. Every
> > once in a while, it's kind of amusing to take it out of the box, tug
> > the strings and watch it flail about.
>
> Just call me Gepetto puppet boy
>
>
WHO is Gepetto? Isn't that Italian for Pedophile? Could you clarify?

TJ
 
"TJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> WHO is Gepetto? Isn't that Italian for Pedophile? Could you clarify?
>
> TJ
Gepetto is Italian for good father who hasn't ranawya from his kid. Won't
be calling JD Gepetto will we?
 
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