Favorite Bumper Sticker?

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  1. nns1400

    nns1400 New Member

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    Okay, I have one caveat: it has to be funny. I laugh at funny bumper stickers even if I disagree with the general premise.

    I saw this one today, and I thought everyone here might like it:

    My Country Went To War With Iraq....and all I got was this expensive gas.

    have a great holiday weekend (in the US) and look out for those stickers........
     
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  2. lumpy

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    "These are not the droids you're looking for"
     
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    "So many cats - so few recipes"

    "I love cats, but I couldn't a whole one at one meal"
     
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    Bumper sticker on the rear of an ancient Morris minor being driven by a little old lady.
    This car's constipated,it hasn't passed anything in month's
     
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    heres a doozy
     
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    "Keep hooting - I'm re-loading"
     
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    nns1400 New Member

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    LOL, you're winning! :)
     
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    Saw this on a tshirt.
    "I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina and all I got was this lousy shirt, a Plasma TV, and a new Cadillac."
     
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    somewhere in texas a village is missing it's idiot


    "dad, what was the bill of rights?"

    my kid can beat your honor roll student in the sprint

    ask me about my dyslexic grandchildren

    for a small town, we sure have a lot of @$$h0!#5

    question authority









     
  11. Wurm

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    I like these:
     
  12. nns1400

    nns1400 New Member

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    So far, so good, though some of you are skirting off the comedy path here. Wurm, your Republican lawyer one shows you could possibly have a sense of humor in there somewhere.:eek:

    Hypnospin - the phrase "question authority" is neither funny nor original. You'll have to make up for that one!
     
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    nns1400 New Member

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    In the interest of fair and balanced bumper sticker reporting:

    "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

    hardee har har
     
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    thebluetrain New Member

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    He and stevebaby must be brothers. :D
     
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    Have you heard about the secret underground race of reptilian shape shifters?? you can find out about them on the same shelf as Crossing the Rubicon. Coincidence? I don't know...............
     
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    Never heard of them, Maybe I'll just try to find them on "wikipedia", stevebaby's lifeline.:rolleyes:
     
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    Seen pasted on a Landrover
    I'D RATHER PUSH MY LANDIE THAN DRIVE JAP CRAP.

    a couple of weeks later,i saw the same guy broken down on the side of the freeway,i was in a hurry otherwise i would have offered to tow him with my Nissan.
     
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    I saw ths one on the back of a plumber's ute...said:

    "Honk if your a terrorist"

    I dunno, i thought it was funny.
     
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    David Icke is actually a right-winger.That's pretty funny.
    Please pay attention in class or you won't learn anything.
    :D
     
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