Favorite Bumper Sticker?

Okay, I have one caveat: it has to be funny. I laugh at funny bumper stickers even if I disagree with the general premise.

I saw this one today, and I thought everyone here might like it:

My Country Went To War With Iraq....and all I got was this expensive gas.

have a great holiday weekend (in the US) and look out for those stickers........

 

"These are not the droids you're looking for"

 

These ones are 'multi-lingual'

http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/toys/holes/bullet.php

 

"So many cats - so few recipes"

"I love cats, but I couldn't a whole one at one meal"

 

Bumper sticker on the rear of an ancient Morris minor being driven by a little old lady.
This car's constipated,it hasn't passed anything in month's

 

heres a doozy

 

"Keep hooting - I'm re-loading"

 

LOL, you're winning!

 

Saw this on a tshirt.
"I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina and all I got was this lousy shirt, a Plasma TV, and a new Cadillac."

 

somewhere in texas a village is missing it's idiot


"dad, what was the bill of rights?"

my kid can beat your honor roll student in the sprint

ask me about my dyslexic grandchildren

for a small town, we sure have a lot of @$$h0!#5

question authority

 

I like these:

 

So far, so good, though some of you are skirting off the comedy path here. Wurm, your Republican lawyer one shows you could possibly have a sense of humor in there somewhere.

Hypnospin - the phrase "question authority" is neither funny nor original. You'll have to make up for that one!

 

In the interest of fair and balanced bumper sticker reporting:

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

hardee har har

 

He and stevebaby must be brothers.

 

Have you heard about the secret underground race of reptilian shape shifters?? you can find out about them on the same shelf as Crossing the Rubicon. Coincidence? I don't know...............

 

Never heard of them, Maybe I'll just try to find them on "wikipedia", stevebaby's lifeline.

 

I'll make it easy for you:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

I think it is possible that David Icke and Wurm are the same person.

For a huge laugh go to:
http://www.reptilianagenda.com/exp/e022401a.shtml

this is funnier than any bumper sticker you will ever see.....

 

Seen pasted on a Landrover
I'D RATHER PUSH MY LANDIE THAN DRIVE JAP CRAP.

a couple of weeks later,i saw the same guy broken down on the side of the freeway,i was in a hurry otherwise i would have offered to tow him with my Nissan.

 

I saw ths one on the back of a plumber's ute...said:

"Honk if your a terrorist"

I dunno, i thought it was funny.

 

David Icke is actually a right-winger.That's pretty funny.
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