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Steve
Guest
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Don't forget,
tell your friends,
wear your favorite lampshade,
35RD ANNUAL M*G*E RACING/SAN DIEGO BICYCLE CLUB
FIESTA ISLAND BEACH PARTY & Club Race
It's the SHARK BITE Criterium
On the glamorous paved over landfill of FIESTA ISLAND
Thursday August 26, 2004
6:00 P.M RACE which will as in past years be a staggered start handicap
affair. If you stagger at the start you will be considered handicapped and
will be given another beer to stabilize you.
7:00 P.M. Party time. Excellent. Featuring the ever popular Death Rockets
and Sliders; Chef Ralph Elliott presiding. Ralph learned how to cook from
his Mom, who used to feature a giant vat of scrambled eggs cooked for no
more than ten seconds on the AYH christmas Trips of yore. Mmmmmm, liquid
eggs you can sip through a straw. Digestive aids will be sold separately at
the SDBC Concussion Stand.
9:45 P.M. SDBC will be burning it's remaining supply of magnesium bike parts
from a former sponsor. We will be launching them into the sky with the
official SDBC slingshot (made from a set of handlebars and an inner tube).
"Ooooh, aaaaah."
* Non SDBC members are welcome to chow for a mere 5 clams.
INFORMATION:
Ralph "Death Rocket" Elliott <[email protected]>
Bill "Slider" Tippetts <special events coordinator>
"Fiesta Island. its not just a party spot, its a radioactive **** heap."
Don't forget,
tell your friends,
wear your favorite lampshade,
35RD ANNUAL M*G*E RACING/SAN DIEGO BICYCLE CLUB
FIESTA ISLAND BEACH PARTY & Club Race
It's the SHARK BITE Criterium
On the glamorous paved over landfill of FIESTA ISLAND
Thursday August 26, 2004
6:00 P.M RACE which will as in past years be a staggered start handicap
affair. If you stagger at the start you will be considered handicapped and
will be given another beer to stabilize you.
7:00 P.M. Party time. Excellent. Featuring the ever popular Death Rockets
and Sliders; Chef Ralph Elliott presiding. Ralph learned how to cook from
his Mom, who used to feature a giant vat of scrambled eggs cooked for no
more than ten seconds on the AYH christmas Trips of yore. Mmmmmm, liquid
eggs you can sip through a straw. Digestive aids will be sold separately at
the SDBC Concussion Stand.
9:45 P.M. SDBC will be burning it's remaining supply of magnesium bike parts
from a former sponsor. We will be launching them into the sky with the
official SDBC slingshot (made from a set of handlebars and an inner tube).
"Ooooh, aaaaah."
* Non SDBC members are welcome to chow for a mere 5 clams.
INFORMATION:
Ralph "Death Rocket" Elliott <[email protected]>
Bill "Slider" Tippetts <special events coordinator>
"Fiesta Island. its not just a party spot, its a radioactive **** heap."
