First Time At A Baseball Game

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 17, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A Scottish man was at a baseball game.

    It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat
    quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few
    swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet
    screaming "Run, Run!"

    This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The
    Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.

    The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire
    called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The
    Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run
    ye basstarrd, rrrun!"

    Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely
    embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the
    Scotsman's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run -
    he got four balls."

    The Scotsman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride,
    man...walk with pride!"


  2. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Oh come one. This joke got 2,388 some views and nobody says anything. He's got four balls he can't run. It's funny. It is kind of the way it works it's baseball. Two strikes and one ball. Four balls and no strikes. I don't know. Lol