First Union Week Teams

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by Sharon Peters, Jan 23, 2003.

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  1. OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little reality check. How many of
    these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines come June in Philly? I can't imagine that the
    organizers will let all of these idiots in (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ
    sake). If memory serves not all of the D3's got rides last year. I'm going to go out on a limb right
    now and tell you who will be racing at First Union Week 2003.

    US Postal Service presented by (dingle)Berry Floor Saturn Prime Alliance Vaginators Go Mart/West By
    God Virginia 7-Up Jelly Belly Ofoto Jittery Fucking Joes Scrotum Iron Sierra Nevada

    Lotto Domo prezented by Ronde Champ Pizzaria Quick Step - Aphetamine Saeco Flanders iteamNova
    Sidermic CCC Polsat Sympatico.ca or some other Canadian composite team Marlux

    Can Tommy Armstrong check with the wife and see if I'm right? Thanks-


    I don't ever really see enough of those guys to pick one over the other. Probably nobody else sees
    much of them either.....

    Now it gets tougher..
    9. Kissena Pro I think these guys will do ok in spite of the Avon factor. It's pretty much the same
    guys, just pro. And Nealy is supposedly back, so I think they'll go as good as anyone in the
    9th-178th bracket. I put them in 9 because they'll be consistent.
    10. Scrotum Iron. They might win another NRC race and prove me wrong, but I think these guys are
    more hit and miss than Kissena.
    11.Sportsbook.com. There are two ways they can move to #9. If they sign Hyphen Boy Carney, 'cause
    I'm becoming a bigger fan of the track, and I think they could win the madison natls with Carney
    and Olkers. AND/OR if they bring back the good shit from Mexico next week.
    12. Pharmacia Tijuana AKA that rumored Georgia dIII team with the three G's and Bostick. Add Crater
    to that mix and watch out. When they come to town you'd better lock up your daughter, your pit
    wheels and the good thai stick......Plus they might win a race or two if there is no testing
    that day...
    13. Sierra Nevada who are these guys? I don't know either. But last year I watched one of them
    throw a temper tantrum in front of Mike Neel, complaining that his bike was a piece of shit and
    he couldn't be expected to race well on such a piece of shit. Of course Jon Page won that day
    riding the same piece of shit cannondale as Mr. dIII pro.......
    14. Webcor at least now they can get dropped in the SFGP in their own kit......
    15. Jitterry Fucking Joes. The only Jittery Joes guy I've ever seen is the one in the Maxis ad.....
    16. Bolla Whines Colon Vita. Don't cry for me Argentina
    17. Ideal Tile Professional Amateur Cycling Team Presented by Homo.com If you've seen the team
    photo you know what I mean

    Boy that was easy. What do I win?

    -----Sharon Peters Personal -----Sharon Peters Personal Trainer to the Stars-------- Remove "No
    Junk" to reply please!!!
     
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  2. Ronde Champ

    Ronde Champ Guest

    "Sharon Peters" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    reality
    > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines come
    June in
    > Philly?

    They can join me on Lemon Hill and we can pound some brews!

    GO LANCE!!

    Thanks, Ronde Champ
     
  3. Ken Papai

    Ken Papai Guest

    <[email protected]> wrote ...
    > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    reality
    > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines come
    June in
    > Philly? I can't imagine that the organizers will let all of these idiots
    in
    > (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ sake). If memory
    serves

    Really? There are Category III racers in 2002 and upgrading straight to a PRO license for 2003?

    Who??

    > not all of the D3's got rides last year. I'm going to go out on a limb right now and tell you who
    > will be racing at First Union Week 2003.
    >
    > US Postal Service presented by (dingle)Berry Floor Saturn Prime Alliance Vaginators Go Mart/West
    > By God Virginia 7-Up Jelly Belly Ofoto Jittery Fucking Joes Scrotum Iron Sierra Nevada
    >
    >
    > Lotto Domo prezented by Ronde Champ Pizzaria Quick Step - Aphetamine Saeco Flanders iteamNova
    > Sidermic CCC Polsat Sympatico.ca or some other Canadian composite team Marlux
    >
    > Can Tommy Armstrong check with the wife and see if I'm right? Thanks-
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > I don't ever really see enough of those guys to pick one over the other. Probably nobody else
    > sees much of them
    either.....
    >
    > Now it gets tougher..
    > 9. Kissena Pro I think these guys will do ok in spite of the Avon factor.
    It's
    > pretty much the same guys, just pro. And Nealy is supposedly back, so I
    think
    > they'll go as good as anyone in the 9th-178th bracket. I put them in 9
    because
    > they'll be consistent.
    > 10. Scrotum Iron. They might win another NRC race and prove me wrong, but
    I
    > think these guys are more hit and miss than Kissena.
    > 11.Sportsbook.com. There are two ways they can move to #9. If they sign Hyphen Boy Carney, 'cause
    > I'm becoming a bigger fan of the track, and I
    think
    > they could win the madison natls with Carney and Olkers. AND/OR if they
    bring
    > back the good shit from Mexico next week.
    > 12. Pharmacia Tijuana AKA that rumored Georgia dIII team with the three
    G's
    > and Bostick. Add Crater to that mix and watch out. When they come to
    town
    > you'd better lock up your daughter, your pit wheels and the good thai stick......Plus they might
    > win a race or two if there is no testing that
    day...
    > 13. Sierra Nevada who are these guys? I don't know either. But last
    year I
    > watched one of them throw a temper tantrum in front of Mike Neel,
    complaining
    > that his bike was a piece of shit and he couldn't be expected to race well
    on
    > such a piece of shit. Of course Jon Page won that day riding the same
    piece of
    > shit cannondale as Mr. dIII pro.......
    > 14. Webcor at least now they can get dropped in the SFGP in their own
    kit......
    > 15. Jitterry Fucking Joes. The only Jittery Joes guy I've ever seen is
    the one
    > in the Maxis ad.....
    > 16. Bolla Whines Colon Vita. Don't cry for me Argentina
    > 17. Ideal Tile Professional Amateur Cycling Team Presented by Homo.com
    If
    > you've seen the team photo you know what I mean
     
  4. Armstrong

    Armstrong Guest

    "Sharon Peters" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    reality
    > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines come
    June in
    > Philly? I can't imagine that the organizers will let all of these idiots
    in
    > (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ sake). If memory
    serves
    > not all of the D3's got rides last year. I'm going to go out on a limb right now and tell you who
    > will be racing at First Union Week 2003.
    >
    > US Postal Service presented by (dingle)Berry Floor Saturn Prime Alliance Vaginators Go Mart/West
    > By God Virginia 7-Up Jelly Belly Ofoto Jittery Fucking Joes Scrotum Iron Sierra Nevada
    >
    >
    > Lotto Domo prezented by Ronde Champ Pizzaria Quick Step - Aphetamine Saeco Flanders iteamNova
    > Sidermic CCC Polsat Sympatico.ca or some other Canadian composite team Marlux
    >
    > Can Tommy Armstrong check with the wife and see if I'm right? Thanks-
    >
    >
    >
    No word yet.
     
  5. Ken Papai

    Ken Papai Guest

    "IWantToBeOnARealTeam" <.google.com...
    > "Ken Papai" <[email protected]$%[email protected]>...
    > > <[email protected]> wrote ...
    > > > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    > > reality
    > > > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines
    come
    > > June in
    > > > Philly? I can't imagine that the organizers will let all of these
    idiots
    > > in
    > > > (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ sake). If memory
    > > serves
    > >
    > > Really? There are Category III racers in 2002 and upgrading straight to a PRO license for 2003?
    > >
    > > Who??
    >
    > Most of Sierra Nevada team. Come on KP NorCal can do better than that! Some of the riders on the
    > UCI roster did the Cat 2 race @ Sea Otter-Give me a fuckin break

    Last year MOST OF the Sierra nevada team wete Cat. 1 or better. This year? Cat. Name

    2 Andy Jacques Maynes 1 Ben Jacques Maynes 1 Adam Sbieh 1 Matt Dubberley 2 Jason Klikna 1 Josh
    Klikna ? Justin Morgan ? Troy White 1 Chris Baumann 1 David Fuentes ? Nieko Biskner 1 Sterling
    Magnell ? John Hygelund ? David Washburn ? Brian Hawley ? Daniel Ramsey ? Abraham Taylor

    so.... who was a Cat. 3 last year?

    Who?
     
  6. Canuck

    Canuck Guest

    "Ken Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:p[email protected]...
    >
    > "IWantToBeOnARealTeam" <.google.com...
    > >
    > > Most of Sierra Nevada team. Come on KP NorCal can do better than that! Some of the riders on the
    > > UCI roster did the Cat 2 race @ Sea Otter-Give me a fuckin break
    >
    > Last year MOST OF the Sierra nevada team wete Cat. 1 or better. This year? Cat. Name
    >
    > 2 Andy Jacques Maynes 1 Ben Jacques Maynes 1 Adam Sbieh 1 Matt Dubberley 2 Jason Klikna 1 Josh
    > Klikna ? Justin Morgan ? Troy White 1 Chris Baumann 1 David Fuentes ? Nieko Biskner 1 Sterling
    > Magnell ? John Hygelund ? David Washburn ? Brian Hawley ? Daniel Ramsey ? Abraham Taylor
    >
    > so.... who was a Cat. 3 last year?
    >
    > Who?

    Doesn't matter. They have Cat 2s which are basically the same thing, namely, riders who are going to
    get dropped in NRC races. Even most Cat 1s aren't good enough.

    I am waiting for the first MASTERS team to go D3. It's only a matter of time before those Fatties'
    delusions get a little grander.
     
  7. Bikechicky

    Bikechicky Guest

    David Washburn was a cat. 3 in 02

    "Ken Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
    > "IWantToBeOnARealTeam" <.google.com...
    > > "Ken Papai" <[email protected]$%[email protected]>...
    > > > <[email protected]> wrote ...
    > > > > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    > reality
    > > > > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines
    > come June in
    > > > > Philly? I can't imagine that the organizers will let all of these
    > idiots in
    > > > > (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ sake). If memory
    > > > serves
    > > >
    > > > Really? There are Category III racers in 2002 and upgrading straight to a PRO license for
    > > > 2003?
    > > >
    > > > Who??
    > >
    > > Most of Sierra Nevada team. Come on KP NorCal can do better than that! Some of the riders on the
    > > UCI roster did the Cat 2 race @ Sea Otter-Give me a fuckin break
    >
    > Last year MOST OF the Sierra nevada team wete Cat. 1 or better. This year? Cat. Name
    >
    > 2 Andy Jacques Maynes 1 Ben Jacques Maynes 1 Adam Sbieh 1 Matt Dubberley 2 Jason Klikna 1 Josh
    > Klikna ? Justin Morgan ? Troy White 1 Chris Baumann 1 David Fuentes ? Nieko Biskner 1 Sterling
    > Magnell ? John Hygelund ? David Washburn ? Brian Hawley ? Daniel Ramsey ? Abraham Taylor
    >
    > so.... who was a Cat. 3 last year?
    >
    > Who?
     
  8. Anonymofo

    Anonymofo Guest

    "Ken Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
    > "IWantToBeOnARealTeam" <.google.com...
    > > "Ken Papai" <[email protected]$%[email protected]>...
    > > > <[email protected]> wrote ...
    > > > > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    > reality
    > > > > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines
    > come June in
    > > > > Philly? I can't imagine that the organizers will let all of these
    > idiots in
    > > > > (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ sake). If memory
    > > > serves
    > > >
    > > > Really? There are Category III racers in 2002 and upgrading straight to a PRO license for
    > > > 2003?
    > > >
    > > > Who??
    > >
    > > Most of Sierra Nevada team. Come on KP NorCal can do better than that! Some of the riders on the
    > > UCI roster did the Cat 2 race @ Sea Otter-Give me a fuckin break
    >
    > Last year MOST OF the Sierra nevada team wete Cat. 1 or better. This year? Cat. Name
    >
    > 2 Andy Jacques Maynes 1 Ben Jacques Maynes 1 Adam Sbieh 1 Matt Dubberley 2 Jason Klikna 1 Josh
    > Klikna ? Justin Morgan ? Troy White 1 Chris Baumann 1 David Fuentes ? Nieko Biskner 1 Sterling
    > Magnell ? John Hygelund ? David Washburn ? Brian Hawley ? Daniel Ramsey ? Abraham Taylor

    Daniel Ramsey raced in Italy for the last few years, except for Redlands and Solano last year where
    he was pretty much the best amateur. Rode as guest for Wheelworks. Was top 10 or 15 in a few stages.

    Nieko Biskner rode with the U23 US national team and Saturn Development. Did well at Abitibi as a
    junior (top american?) and was a factor in races at super week last year.

    Both these Santa Barbara boys deserve to be Pro and you WILL hear about them in the future,
    guaranteed.

    Perhaps you guys should give Mike Neel some credit for recognizing talent.
     
  9. "Ken Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
    > "IWantToBeOnARealTeam" <.google.com...
    > > "Ken Papai" <[email protected]$%[email protected]>...
    > > > <[email protected]> wrote ...
    > > > > OK- Since there is all this talk about the new D3 teams, lets do a little
    > reality
    > > > > check. How many of these wankers will be sitting on the sidelines
    > come June in
    > > > > Philly? I can't imagine that the organizers will let all of these
    > idiots in
    > > > > (some of them are going from Cat 3 to D3 for christ sake). If memory
    > > > serves
    > > >
    > > > Really? There are Category III racers in 2002 and upgrading straight to a PRO license for
    > > > 2003?
    > > >
    > > > Who??
    > >
    > > Most of Sierra Nevada team. Come on KP NorCal can do better than that! Some of the riders on the
    > > UCI roster did the Cat 2 race @ Sea Otter-Give me a fuckin break
    >
    > Last year MOST OF the Sierra nevada team wete Cat. 1 or better. This year? Cat. Name
    >
    > 2 Andy Jacques Maynes 1 Ben Jacques Maynes 1 Adam Sbieh 1 Matt Dubberley 2 Jason Klikna 1 Josh
    > Klikna ? Justin Morgan ? Troy White 1 Chris Baumann 1 David Fuentes ? Nieko Biskner 1 Sterling
    > Magnell ? John Hygelund ? David Washburn ? Brian Hawley ? Daniel Ramsey ? Abraham Taylor
    >
    > so.... who was a Cat. 3 last year?
    >
    > Who?

    Senior 3, 50 riders, 20 miles
    1. Dan O'Connor, 2886, SC Spokesman
    2. Carl Hekkert, 2083, LGBRC/ContentLab
    3. Steve Reaney, 3285, SC Bicycles/ABS
    4. Clint Buttler, 2279, Davis BC
    5. Timothy Creswell, 1-day, West Coast CT
    6. Mike McCloskey, 1764, Omnifit
    7. Mark Shimahara, 0223, SC Spokesman
    8. Michael Moore, 2419, SC Spokesman
    9. Joe Fortino, 1297, LGBRC/ContentLab
    10. Marc Collard, 3142, Davis BC
    11. Anthoiny Leal, 1-day, Kelly Bikes
    12. Michael Matthews, app, Buy-Cell.com
    13. Judd van Sickle, 1-day, Davis BC
    14. Brendon Lydon, 0404, Davis BC
    15. Dennis Guikema, 2539, SC Spokesman
    16. Paul Reichardt, 2703 (Berkeley)
    17. George Miranda, 0443, Alto Velo/Webcor
    18. Terrence Curley, 0603, Hancock/McGuire
    19. John Palti, 1-day, Napa Valley Velo
    20. Dirk van Ulden, 3468 (Belmont)
    21. Rich Gellert, 0891, Joselyn's Bikes
    22. Joe Karbowski, 1-day, Davis BC
    23. Pat Courant, 2536, SC Spokesman
    24. Maurice Harper, 2189, Hancock/McGuire

    >>>>> 25. David Washburn, 1806, Sierra Nevada /B+ <<<<<

    25. Ralph Davis, 0575, SC Spokesman
    26. Seigei Badeka, 0340, Rocknasium
     
  10. Canuck

    Canuck Guest

    "anonymofo" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    >
    > Daniel Ramsey raced in Italy for the last few years, except for Redlands and Solano last year
    > where he was pretty much the best amateur. Rode as guest for Wheelworks. Was top 10 or 15 in a
    > few stages.
    >
    > Nieko Biskner rode with the U23 US national team and Saturn Development. Did well at Abitibi as a
    > junior (top american?) and was a factor in races at super week last year.
    >
    > Both these Santa Barbara boys deserve to be Pro and you WILL hear about them in the future,
    > guaranteed.
    >
    > Perhaps you guys should give Mike Neel some credit for recognizing talent.

    I give Neel some credit for being an expert on inhaling The Chronic.
     
  11. Ronde Chump

    Ronde Chump Guest

    I predict that there won't be any US teams (TT1, TT2 or TT3) at First Union this year. For that
    matter, there won't be any Euro teams either.

    Ronde Chump
     
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