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Flat tire, scat ire! a mini-dissertation

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  1. Fox River Trail sorta story for your amusement.

    Recently i've identified a source of flats that i wouldn't have
    expected.

    Coyote [censored]. Yes, coyote [censored]!

    It seems that coyotes like to eat bunnies, and the 'yotes don't always
    completely chew their bunny snacks ten times before swallowing, which
    leaves sharp little bones (like cracked femurs and ribs) mixed into
    their [censored].

    The problem arises not when go potty on the bike trail -- fresh scat is
    pretty easy to avoid -- but a couple of weeks later, when the poo has
    weathered into a light grey colored hairball on the asphalt.

    A hairball with hollow pointy bones, that is.

    The bunnyhair matrix of the hairball helps hold the pointy bunny bones
    erect, like a little caltrops.

    It's obviously not a problem for most people, but ... if you're riding
    through the fox valley*, there are a couple of places where the yotes
    like to [censored] on the trail and the flat potential is _surprisingly_ high.

    Just don't ride over the hairballs. :-)

    ..max
    who'da thunk?

    (Worst spot i've found is about 100m east of Rt. 25 on the Batavia Spur
    of the Illinois Prairie Path.)

  2. fluffy bunny <[email hidden]> wrote:
    <snipped - an entertaining story about prairie [censored]>

    I would never have thought of that particular hazard. Thanks for
    sharing a story about your unique hazard.

    --
    Dane Buson - [email hidden]
    "If law school is so hard to get through....how come there
    are so many lawyers?" -Calvin Trillin

  3. fluffy bunny said:

    Fox River Trail sorta story for your amusement.

    Recently i've identified a source of flats that i wouldn't have
    expected.

    Coyote [censored]. Yes, coyote [censored]!

    I'm not sure I want to know /how/ you made this discovery.

    --

    __o Kristian Zoerhoff
    _'\(,_ [email hidden]
    (_)/ (_)

  4. fluffy bunny said:

    Fox River Trail sorta story for your amusement.

    Recently i've identified a source of flats that i wouldn't have
    expected.

    Coyote [censored]. Yes, coyote [censored]!

    It seems that coyotes like to eat bunnies, and the 'yotes don't always
    completely chew their bunny snacks ten times before swallowing, which
    leaves sharp little bones (like cracked femurs and ribs) mixed into
    their [censored].

    The problem arises not when go potty on the bike trail -- fresh scat is
    pretty easy to avoid -- but a couple of weeks later, when the poo has
    weathered into a light grey colored hairball on the asphalt.

    A hairball with hollow pointy bones, that is.

    The bunnyhair matrix of the hairball helps hold the pointy bunny bones
    erect, like a little caltrops.

    It's obviously not a problem for most people, but ... if you're riding
    through the fox valley*, there are a couple of places where the yotes
    like to [censored] on the trail and the flat potential is _surprisingly_ high.

    Just don't ride over the hairballs. :-)

    .max
    who'da thunk?

    (Worst spot i've found is about 100m east of Rt. 25 on the Batavia Spur
    of the Illinois Prairie Path.)

    The coyotes' crapping on the path
    is a sign of how they feel about this
    whole humanity thing. The flat tire
    is an unforeseen bonus and undoubtedly
    the cause of much rejoicing in the
    local coyote community.

  5. fluffy bunny said:

    Fox River Trail sorta story for your amusement.

    Recently i've identified a source of flats that i wouldn't have
    expected.

    Coyote [censored]. Yes, coyote [censored]!

    It seems that coyotes like to eat bunnies, and the 'yotes don't always
    completely chew their bunny snacks ten times before swallowing, which
    leaves sharp little bones (like cracked femurs and ribs) mixed into
    their [censored].

    The problem arises not when go potty on the bike trail -- fresh scat is
    pretty easy to avoid -- but a couple of weeks later, when the poo has
    weathered into a light grey colored hairball on the asphalt.

    A hairball with hollow pointy bones, that is.

    The bunnyhair matrix of the hairball helps hold the pointy bunny bones
    erect, like a little caltrops.

    It's obviously not a problem for most people, but ... if you're riding
    through the fox valley*, there are a couple of places where the yotes
    like to [censored] on the trail and the flat potential is _surprisingly_ high.

    Just don't ride over the hairballs. :-)

    .max
    who'da thunk?

    (Worst spot i've found is about 100m east of Rt. 25 on the Batavia Spur
    of the Illinois Prairie Path.)

    Well, that's one problem we don't have here in New York City. Well,
    that and thorns. Just broken glass.

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