For my friends (NO NOT YOU)

Discussion in 'General Fitness' started by [email protected], Mar 10, 2006.

  1. Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound
    good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
    of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
    against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
    much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well
    again. I don't want whatever you have.
    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
    "because you are my friend".

    Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
    you can only think of 4.

    Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good
    friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me
    to bring a shovel.

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
    you can feel the true warmth!

  2. When does the Fun start?
  3. On 10 Mar 2006 19:39:43 -0800, "Twittering One"
    <[email protected]> wrote:

    >When does the Fun start?

    When UR on your knees.
  4. .... doing what?
  5. Francis

    Francis Guest