Four Olympic Horses Test Positive

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  1. Bro Deal

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  2. Crankyfeet

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    Might be worth rubbing chopped peppers all over one's legs in the warm up before a race. Doesn't sound like a PED to me.
     
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    I hear that if you rub Icy Hot on your....your........."manhood," it feels good....
     
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    This puts a whole new spin on Garmin powered by Chipotle... [​IMG]

    Wait...I read too fast, Bro already made the joke...d'oh!
     
  5. Crankyfeet

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    [email protected]$% YOU!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!!! [​IMG]

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    ROTFLMFAOSTCIIO....:D :D :D
     
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    hey, you changed your emoticons...I think you're starting to like it... :D
     
  8. earth_dweller

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    milk, that's the cure
     
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    Drink it or dip it?....ROTFL...<sigh>
     
  10. earth_dweller

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    either way....

    but no double dipping
     
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    I tried dipping it and then drinking, but that just seems wrong...are you sure?
     
  12. Crankyfeet

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    The milk didn't work. I tried baking soda. That made it worse. I'm getting mild relief with a cup full of Mylanta. I won't tell you how I'm using the cup full of Mylanta.

    Did I say cup? I meant large milkshake cup.
     
  13. earth_dweller

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    you just didn't apply the baking soda correctly, just the right ... pressure
     
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    Okay... now you've got me trying to fantasize about Eliza Dushku with a handful of baking soda... but it just isn't working in the state I'm currently in... [​IMG]
     
  15. thoughtforfood

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    No no, you have it all wrong, it is Ajax or Lava soap...that will help.
     
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    In the case of the Irish horse, a substance called Capsaicin - which is banned under FEI rules - was detected in the Beijing Dope tests.

    The rider claimed that he has used a product called Equi-block for many years and was not aware that Equi-block contained Capsaicin.
     
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    The rider also said he was very dissapointed in his horse, and didn't know such a thing was going on... The horse in questions has been fired and face a two year ban.

    ;)
     
  18. thoughtforfood

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    I think the French got ahold of his urine. You know how they are.....

    I wonder what the horse's blood alcohol level was?

    Hey do they get a B sample test?
     
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    what's really going to be odd is when astana announces the horse has been given a place in the vuelta. something about the look in his eye...
     
  20. Bro Deal

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    Actually I think they consult the Far Side's Big Book of Horse Medicine.

    Broken leg: Shoot the horse.

    Colic: Shoot the horse.

    Doping: Shoot the horse.
     
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