Four Olympic Horses Test Positive

[earth_dweller]

the horse just delivered a back-dated TUE so everything is right in the world.

 

[slovakguy]

Actually I think they consult the Far Side's Big Book of Horse Medicine.

Broken leg: Shoot the horse.

Colic: Shoot the horse.

Doping: Shoot the horse.

but if we were to do that, we wouldn't be able to look forward to the publication of j.b.'s memoirs, vol. 2 "we might as well whinny".

(groan all you want, but it's not like you didn't see that coming)

 

[thoughtforfood]

but if we were to do that, we wouldn't be able to look forward to the publication of j.b.'s memoirs, vol. 2 "we might as well whinny".

(groan all you want, but it's not like you didn't see that coming)

Before the fall, he wrote the famous book: "Its Not About The Oats"

 

[thoughtforfood]

what's really going to be odd is when astana announces the horse has been given a place in the vuelta. something about the look in his eye...

And that comment is freaking hilarious...BRAVO!

 

[nns1400]

Actually I think they consult the Far Side's Big Book of Horse Medicine.

Broken leg: Shoot the horse.

Colic: Shoot the horse.

Doping: Shoot the horse.

Gee...that's kinda what happens to the cyclist...

 

[Crankyfeet]

what's really going to be odd is when astana announces the horse has been given a place in the vuelta. something about the look in his eye...

but if we were to do that, we wouldn't be able to look forward to the publication of j.b.'s memoirs, vol. 2 "we might as well whinny".

(groan all you want, but it's not like you didn't see that coming)

ROFL...Great stuff slovakguy...,

 

[aquatrain]

You've got to be freakin kiddin me. I am using capsacian on my back right now. I think I just recommended it for C'Dale when she threw out her back. Is it banned for people too? I'll just have to add this to the list of drugs that will get me banned if I ever get tested. I'm serious. I'm screwed. I guess I can always get a back dated TUE.

 

[aquatrain]

what's really going to be odd is when astana announces the horse has been given a place in the vuelta. something about the look in his eye...

Yeah. And the horse will be surprisingly good in the mountains even though it was never considered a climber before. Then it will win the final time trial thanks to the new and innovative Trek TT frame.

 

[aquatrain]

ROFL...Great stuff slovakguy...,

These Wyoming Valley guys are pretty funny.

 

[Crankyfeet]

Yeah. And the horse will be surprisingly good in the mountains even though it was never considered a climber before. Then it will win the final time trial thanks to the new and innovative Trek TT frame.

I wonder if it's peak power output will be one horsepower?

 

[Julian G.]

I wonder if it's peak power output will be one horsepower?

Horsepower from a horse

 

[thoughtforfood]

Horsepower from a horse

Man, this internet thingie is freaking awesome! And to think, some people just use it for ****.

 

[Crankyfeet]

Horsepower from a horse

So 1 hp = 745 Watts. And it said that a horse struggles to produce an average of one horsepower over an extended period of time... so since Lance can produce an FTP of 500 Watts... that makes him a horse in my book.

So that's Bruyneel's secret... changing horses to look like people with cosmetic surgery...

 

[earth_dweller]

So 1 hp = 745 Watts. And it said that a horse struggles to produce an average of one horsepower over an extended period of time... so since Lance can produce an FTP of 500 Watts... that makes him a horse in my book.

So that's Bruyneel's secret... changing horses to look like people with cosmetic surgery...

that would explain the wife

 

[Crankyfeet]

that would explain the wife

lol...

She's a nag.

 

[JAPANic]

Did they find traces of Lance Armstrong's blood in the samples?

 

[slovakguy]

Did they find traces of Lance Armstrong's blood in the samples?

neigh. not this time

 

[Flyer]

yawn

 

[Flyer]

ttreeww

 

[Flyer]

iiit