Four Olympic Horses Test Positive

Discussion in 'Professional Cycling' started by Bro Deal, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. earth_dweller

    earth_dweller New Member

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    the horse just delivered a back-dated TUE so everything is right in the world.
     


  2. slovakguy

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    but if we were to do that, we wouldn't be able to look forward to the publication of j.b.'s memoirs, vol. 2 "we might as well whinny".

    (groan all you want, but it's not like you didn't see that coming)
     
  3. thoughtforfood

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    Before the fall, he wrote the famous book: "Its Not About The Oats"
     
  4. thoughtforfood

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    And that comment is freaking hilarious...BRAVO!
     
  5. nns1400

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    Gee...that's kinda what happens to the cyclist...
     
  6. Crankyfeet

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    ROFL...Great stuff slovakguy..., [​IMG]
     
  7. aquatrain

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    You've got to be freakin kiddin me. I am using capsacian on my back right now. I think I just recommended it for C'Dale when she threw out her back. Is it banned for people too? I'll just have to add this to the list of drugs that will get me banned if I ever get tested. I'm serious. I'm screwed. I guess I can always get a back dated TUE.
     
  8. aquatrain

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    Yeah. And the horse will be surprisingly good in the mountains even though it was never considered a climber before. Then it will win the final time trial thanks to the new and innovative Trek TT frame.
     
  9. aquatrain

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    These Wyoming Valley guys are pretty funny.
     
  10. Crankyfeet

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    I wonder if it's peak power output will be one horsepower?
     
  11. Julian G.

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    Horsepower from a horse
     
  12. thoughtforfood

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    Man, this internet thingie is freaking awesome! And to think, some people just use it for porn.
     
  13. Crankyfeet

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    So 1 hp = 745 Watts. And it said that a horse struggles to produce an average of one horsepower over an extended period of time... so since Lance can produce an FTP of 500 Watts... that makes him a horse in my book.

    So that's Bruyneel's secret... changing horses to look like people with cosmetic surgery... [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  14. earth_dweller

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    that would explain the wife
     
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    lol... [​IMG] She's a nag.
     
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    Did they find traces of Lance Armstrong's blood in the samples?
     
  17. slovakguy

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    neigh. not this time
     
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    ttreeww
     
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