DiabloScott said:
I've wanted to start one of those web quizzes like "what flower are you?" or "what kind of dog would you be?" except mine would be "what bike frame are you?".
1) Do you care about what other people think of your bike?
YES - Go to 2.
NO - Go to 3.
2) Are you the gullible type that believes that frame material contributes
more than 1% of what the tires do to the comfort of a bike?
YES - Go to 4.
NO - Go to 8.
3) Are you low on funds?
YES - Buy a cheap no name aluminum frame made in Taiwan and sold
at Performance or Nashbar. STOP.
NO - Go to 5.
4) Are you the super gullible type that believes that chainstays and seatstays
made from different materials than the main triangle will make a bike even
more comfortable?
YES - Buy an aluminum frame with a carbon rear triangle. STOP.
NO - Go to 7
5) Do you mind riding an off brand from a smaller company that tries to
pretend it is a frame manufacturer?
YES - Go to 6.
No - Buy an aluminum Felt. STOP.
6) Are you someone with no sense of asthetics who will not vomit at the
thought of owning a compact frameset?
YES - Buy an aluminum Specialized. STOP.
NO - Buy an aluminum Trek. STOP.
7) Does the word "carbon" make you think a frame is worth a couple of thousand
dollars more than the non-carbon frames made by the same manufacturer even
though the carbon frame are made in China instead of in the U.S. like their other
frames?
YES - Buy a Cannondale carbon frame. STOP.
NO - Go to 9.
8) Do you have a jones for that old school, thin tube look?
YES - Go to 12.
NO - Go to 13.
9) Does owning a frame made in Taiwan bother you?
YES - Go to 10.
NO - Buy a carbon fiber Giant. STOP.
10) Do you want to own the same frame that everyone and their dog owns and
have people sneer at you for having no taste?
YES - Buy a carbon Trek. STOP.
NO - Go to 11.
11) Do you mind slightly odd gussets at the juncture of tubes?
YES - Buy a Parlee. STOP.
NO - Buy a Calfee. STOP.
12) Do you mind waiting four years for your frame to be made.
YES - Go to 14.
NO - Buy a Richard Sachs steel. STOP.
13) Are you the insecure type that wants a frame that lots of other people
in you area have?
YES - Buy a titanium Litespeed. STOP.
NO - Go to 15.
14) Will your wife/girlfriend kill you if you spend a couple Gs on a frame?
YES - Buy a cheap steel frame like a Gunnar. STOP.
NO - Buy an steel Independent Fabrication Crown Jewel. STOP.
15) Do you want the best titanium craftsmanship available?
YES - Buy a MOOTS. STOP.
NO - Buy a Seven. STOP.