stevfenton said:
I spend more than that on new underwear each year.
You must **** yourself an aweful lot if you need to spend that much on undies... or are they womens underwear? If you get off dressing up like a woman, I can see how you would spend quite a bit of money.
stevfenton said:
Hey lets set up an airline and get loads of taxpayers money while we run up billions of losses.
Affordable air transportation is something that I appreciate and utilize. Would you prefer we put our taxpayer dollars toward rebuilding your third world country (guess because I have no idea where you are from).
stevfenton said:
Hey lets spend a fortune on a military that cant finish anythig it starts and is as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike when they are needed to help at home.
I personally don't agree with the current state of the US military and its various deployments, nor do more than 1/2 of the citizens of this country. Don't confuse our wanna' be dictatorship with the people of this country.
stevfenton said:
The land of the free where a women goes to jail for showing her tits on the beach.
Got a link for this one... public nudity is a misdeamenor... no jail time.
stevfenton said:
You cant drink a beer on the street but its ok to carry a gun in case you need to blow out someones brains.
Beer on the street, or guns on the street... but you can only have one. When you get both out there bad things happen
stevfenton said:
The home of the lard ****.
I hate fat people just as much as the next guy... it annoys and disgusts me!
stevfenton said:
The land of people who talk loud enough so a whole airport waiting area has to listen to them - awesome man.
I hate loud people as well...
stevfenton said:
Where they still think that Europe is an island off the coast of America.
Europe... never heard of it?
stevfenton said:
Where they find it almost impossible to buy clothes that actually fit them. So they all dress to fide all the lard they carry.
I would assume its difficult to shop as a fat person.
stevfenton said:
Where stupid goaty beards are essential to prove what a ****** you are.
hey... leave the old hippies out of this.
stevfenton said:
Where most people have enough teeth to tile a shopping centre.
so, you are saying it is a bad thing to have all your teeth. I assume that means you have some oral hygiene issues and are just jealous because most americans can still chew their food.
stevfenton said:
The land of bad breath because of all the **** they talk.
It is actually mostly caused by gingevitis and lack of brushing/flossing...
stevfenton said:
Get a life big boy and get your head from where the sun dont shine
big boy? is that a come on?
stevfenton said:
I bet you even think that Gary Fisher invented the mountain bike
I have no clue who invented the mountain bike, nor do I care. i don't mountain bike... and frankly have no interest in it.
You know... with all your stereotypes and implications, you alsmost sound like the average american.