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Blair P . Hough
Guest
I was in the grocery store today checking out beef prices (down $2 already, it would seem), and
something in the gravy aisle caught my eye.
Franco American Sausage Gravy.
Okay.
So, I grabbed a can, thinking hell, I've been cooking all week, maybe today I'll just have SOS in
the time it takes to toast bread.
Big mistake.
This stuff turned out genuinely awful.
I was tasting it while it heated, and it seemed okay. In small nibbles.
But I put a puddle of it over a nice peice of toast, got a big forkful in my mouth, and bleaugh.
Tasted like raw, partly burned rubber that had been soaked in cat-****.
The toast was fine, and again, in tiny bits on the toast the gravy was tolerable, but eat a big glob
of the stuff and it's utterly wretched.
I even made another batch of toast, because the first batch was a bit overdark (though you put gravy
on things to improve such problems). No difference in the result.
That's no way for a gravy to be. This met the in-sink-erator toot-sweet, and I had to eat two chocolate-
covered cherries to get the ecch out of my face.
--Blair "What a way to blow a great week..."
something in the gravy aisle caught my eye.
Franco American Sausage Gravy.
Okay.
So, I grabbed a can, thinking hell, I've been cooking all week, maybe today I'll just have SOS in
the time it takes to toast bread.
Big mistake.
This stuff turned out genuinely awful.
I was tasting it while it heated, and it seemed okay. In small nibbles.
But I put a puddle of it over a nice peice of toast, got a big forkful in my mouth, and bleaugh.
Tasted like raw, partly burned rubber that had been soaked in cat-****.
The toast was fine, and again, in tiny bits on the toast the gravy was tolerable, but eat a big glob
of the stuff and it's utterly wretched.
I even made another batch of toast, because the first batch was a bit overdark (though you put gravy
on things to improve such problems). No difference in the result.
That's no way for a gravy to be. This met the in-sink-erator toot-sweet, and I had to eat two chocolate-
covered cherries to get the ecch out of my face.
--Blair "What a way to blow a great week..."