Is getting beat by a girl in the sprint in a 1/2 race "Fredly"???
On 1/20/03 12:28 PM, in article
[email protected], "heather halvorson"
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> "Mike S." wrote:
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>> I got to thinking about the definition of a Fred on my drive up the 101 the other day.
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> here's a nice definition that i pulled out of my rbr folder-
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http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22Chainring+marks%22+group:rec.bicycles.ra
> cing&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=91the3%24hd5%241%40nnrp1.deja.com&rnum=3 (and no, i am not stalking
> jv, i just have a good memory for things i have read, ok?)
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> Fredliness is doing stupid stuff, doing things wrong when you should know better. The guy wearing
> tights and a short-sleeved jersey to train when it's 80 and sunny out is a fred, as is the guy
> training in shorts when it's 50 out. The guy constantly going too hard on easy days is a fred, as
> is the guy who always hammers the first hour of a 5-hour group training ride then quits early.
> Guys who have raced at Bear Mt. before yet still manage to stack it in the 180-degree hairpin at
> the base of the climb are freds. Guys who use horizontal dropouts then don't tighten their skewers
> and subsequently pull their wheels in a race are freds.
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> You can suck, and yet not be a fred. Conversely, you can be good but still be a fred. We all do
> stupid **** from time to time, but the guys who just continue to do it when they ought to know
> better (see examples above) are freds.
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> Chainring marks on the leg are fredly if you've been riding more than a few times because it's not
> that hard to avoid. Using heavy $900 carbon wheels to ride hilly double-centuries is fredly
> because there's no benefit to them, yet they are heavier and cost more than 3x what regular wheels
> are. Not being prepared for a group ride (no spare, no pump, inadequate clothes, squeaky bike) is
> fredly because you're disrespecting your training mates. Showing up late for group rides is
> fredly, as is showing up late when traveling to races with others. Winning the bunch sprint in a
> TTT is fredly (don't laugh, I had a teammate who was undefeated in TTT sprints).
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> Calling new riders freds is fredly because you need to explain to them what they are doing wrong
> (if anything) before you can criticize them for not knowing better. Calling cyclists who do things
> differently (but not stupid for them maybe) freds is fredly.
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