Dude, you crack me up!
"Patrick O'Grady" <
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> In article <
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> > With a seattle ready bike (fenders) one could EASILY ride here today. Head up into the
> > mountains, you are going to find some un-fun stuff, but the front range, unless it snows more,
> > we will be riding soon...
> >
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> Fenders, schmenders. I was on the road in Colorado Springs for two hours this afternoon and didn't
> even get the dreaded Butt Crack Racing Stripe from the rear wheel. This state is so parched after
> six years of drought that it sucked up this teensy snowfall like Robert Downey Jr. horning a line
> off Calista Flockhart's shrunken little tummy.
>
> Wait until the place catches fire later this summer. That sort of thing really separates the men
> from the boys. There's nothing that builds the old quads like a good city-limit sprint on a
> red-hot bike with sticky, melting tires. You get a fine upper-body workout from beating out the
> flames on your jersey, too.
>
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