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What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician.
 

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advertising: The art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. (Will Rogers)
 

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experience: The ability to repeat one's mistakes with ever-increasing confidence. (Patrick Hoyte)
 

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Politician n.Someone who shakes your hand befor an election and your confidence after it.
 

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password: Series of letters and numbers written on a post-it note and stuck on a monitor.
 

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
 

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Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
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Robin Williams
 

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life insurance: term (coined by the greatest marketer of all time) for a plan that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich
 

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Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.
 

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
 

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Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.
 

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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Bob Hope